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I guess Rome didn't fall in a day either

I accidentally touched the secret button they put on keyboards to fuck up Final Draft formatting. Fortunately this change is invulnerable to the effects of control+z.

We took out their leader and some successors? They better not do that to us any time now

If the name doesn't match the actor on the movie poster, it's a secret body switch movie

"Trump is a piece of shit." -George Orwell, 1984

What's worse - what he's done, what he's doing, or what he will do?

I don't think you're allowed to talk about "what must be done to prevent further escalation" out in the open, you just have to, you know, do it.

Trump misinterpreted intelligence? If only Jay Leno were still alive to remark about it!

Well I guess the new season of Shoresy is the best sports movie of all time. Sorry Kings of Kong, Eight Men Out and Moneyball in that order.

I guess our elected officials were right this past year. I should have stopped all this from happening

"Man, fuck your pool filter."

If it's any consolation, a simulation would be infinitely more plausible

This fucking world

If he's truly a showman, his last word will be covfefe.

nuh uh

DOCTOR: What you do is, you get yourself to Vegas and see Pagliacci at Caesar's. He's so good. That'll fix what ails you.
PATIENT: But doctor, I can't get to Vegas right now much less afford to see a popular clown show.
DOCTOR: Oh you're fucked then.

Creep is the best one hit wonder

I don't think we have to say theory anymore.

Sorry but I speak truth to hockey and always have

Congrats to the US men's hockey team for winning the gold medal in being real piece of shits!

I will visit every site this is posted in to fav it to the utmost.

Just when you think you don't know every character in Garfield comics, here comes the crossword puzzle making you reconsider everything

Oh fuck, an angry witch turned her into a building!

The joke that they're not getting is that the way Elmo feels about that rock is the way everyone feels about Elmo.

Not to indulge in conspiracy but the Epstein thing seems as close to a World Crime League as can be. So it doesn't take much dot connecting to get why there was never a sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.

It's weird when news about Kristi Noem doesn't follow her name with "noted bird-legged ho."

Positively slaughtering darlings #writingisgreat #darlingbloodbath

Why would they let Garth Ennis write this season of America?

I'd kinda be okay with it if he faked his own death at this point.

Right? Super uncool.