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Headline from The Beaverton: “Doubles Luge canceled as Olympics runs out of condoms”

Seth Meyers: Finally, the Olympic Village for the Milan-Cortina Games reportedly ran out of free condoms for competitors. It was so bad they almost had to cancel the two-man luge.

We may have lost all the hockey, but at least Canada beat the Americans to this dumb joke about the horniest Olympic sport!

28-year-old really enjoying early twenties Miramichi, NB – Navigating adulthood can be challenging, but for 28-year-old Shawn Walker, life in his early twenties couldn’t be better.

28-year-old really enjoying early twenties

Doubles Luge canceled as Olympics runs out of condoms CORTINA, ITALY — Following the news that the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics had run out of condoms, the International Olympic Committee was forced to call off the doubles luge event.

“Before they changed it to hockey, Heated Rivalry was about doubles luge,” reports an IOC official. “But then they realized they literally couldn’t make a show any hornier than the actual Olympic event.”

I proposed a statue for the concourse, which might be a pipe dream, but I think the Level of Excellence is a lock.
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Blue Jays MISS On Bo Bichette, Kyle Tucker - What's Next? YouTube video by Jays Centre

I’m a little bit biased, but @jayscentre.com has a really solid duo in @jesseburrill17.bsky.social & @o-hill.bsky.social talking Blue Jays.

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Mark Buehrle Made His Hall of Fame Case With the Blue Jays It’s everything he accomplished with the White Sox that earned Buehrle a spot on the Hall of Fame ballot, but it’s what he did with the Blue Jays that’s been keeping him in the conversation.

It’s everything he accomplished with the White Sox that earned Buehrle a spot on the Hall of Fame ballot, but it’s what he did with the Blue Jays that’s been keeping him in the conversation. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

The WPBL Has Teams and Players Now And though the players are clearly the real deal, it remains to be seen whether the league will be.

I wrote up the latest happenings with the WPBL and recapped last night's inaugural draft!

DiamondCentric's Top 50 MLB Free Agents, Plus Contract Projections The hot stove is now fully aglow. Here are our panel's top 50 free agents for the 2025-26 MLB offseason, along with our best guesses at the contracts they'll receive.

Our top 50 free agents list is up @diamondcentric.net, featuring:
-An aggregate ranking built by our top writers across the network
-Quick-glance boxes showing what each player has done the last two years
-Contract projections for each.

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Opinion: Why do we need a cure for diabetes when I don’t have it? Brandon, Manitoba – Millions of Canadians live with diabetes, and the Government of Canada has spent billions on diabetes research and treatment. But here’s what I don’t understand: Why do we need a c...

Opinion: Why do we need a cure for diabetes when I don’t have it?

I wrote about the higher end of the free-agent closer market and landed on a name.👇👇👇

Getting to watch two players of Judge and Ohtani’s calibre dominate at the same time is the polar opposite of “boring”

I do not understand this argument that having two back-to-back MVPs for the first time ever and Judge having a season that cemented him as a future Hall of Famer is somehow any less fun than it would have been if Raleigh won the MVP.

Is it surprising the Blue Jays are interested in extending Varsho? No. But that "definitely, definitely" from Atkins makes me think it's a lot more than just passing interest.

Atkins: Blue Jays "Definitely Have Interest" in Extending Daulton Varsho The GM told Jays Centre that the Blue Jays "definitely, definitely have interest" in signing their Gold Glove center fielder to an extension this winter.

The GM told Jays Centre that the Blue Jays "definitely, definitely have interest" in signing their Gold Glove center fielder to an extension this winter. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

I’m Not Sure Which, But One of These Fifteen PDF Files Is the Final Draft FinalDraft.pdf FinalDraft_1.pdf FinalDraft_1_Send_This_One.pdf FinalDraft_1_No_Actually_Send_This_One.pdf FinalFinalDraft_1_This_Draft_Is_Correct.p...

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Jays Centre Is Looking For Contributors - Details Inside Have you considered writing about the Blue Jays?

Have you considered writing about the Blue Jays? #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

Twins Announce 2026 Hiring, 2028 Firing of Derek Shelton

Rogers crashes Sportsnet app during World Series to remind consumers that most of their products aren’t as functional as the Blue Jays

World Series Pre-Game 3 Stat Notes: One for Every Blue Jay in the Starting Lineup Stats are fun. Postseason stats are even better. Blue Jays postseason stats are the best.

Stats are fun. Postseason stats are even better. Blue Jays postseason stats are the best. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

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Complete List of MLB Free Agents In The 2025-2026 MLB Offseason We present to you searchable, sortable tables of all MLB free agents this offseason.

We present to you searchable, sortable tables of all MLB free agents this offseason. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social

Five Blue Jays Named Finalists for Gold Glove Awards The Gold Glove Award finalists were announced on Wednesday morning, and no team received more recognition than the Toronto Blue Jays.

The Gold Glove Award finalists were announced on Wednesday morning, and no team received more recognition than the Toronto Blue Jays. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

How Can Shane Bieber Succeed Against the Mariners? The Blue Jays traded for Bieber because of games like this.

The Blue Jays traded for Bieber because of games like this. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

Toronto Blue Jays ALDS Awards Before the Blue Jays open the ALCS and take on the Mariners, let’s look back at the series that knocked out the Yankees and hand out some awards.

Before the Blue Jays open the ALCS and take on the Mariners, let’s look back at the series that knocked out the Yankees and hand out some awards. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

34 for 34: Kevin Gausman Leads the Blue Jays Into the ALCS Kevin Gausman isn't Roy Halladay. But the modern Blue Jays ace is channelling his predecessor, while doing the one thing Halladay never got to: pitch for Toronto in the playoffs.

Kevin Gausman isn't Roy Halladay. But the modern Blue Jays ace is channelling his predecessor, while doing the one thing Halladay never got to: pitch for Toronto in the playoffs. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

Connor McDavid signs two-year, $25M deferral of Leafs fans’ speculation EDMONTON – Connor McDavid and the Maple Leafs fanbase have agreed to a two-year, $25 million deferral of all overoptimistic conjecture about the Oilers captain one day signing with Toronto. The contra...

Connor McDavid signs two-year, $25M deferral of Leafs fans’ speculation

Yankees Accuse Blue Jays of Using “Superior Skills” To “Score More Runs” The Yankees (and their fanbase) lobbed some highly serious, totally substantiated, and definitely not made-up accusations at the Blue Jays over the weekend.

The Yankees (and their fanbase) lobbed some highly serious, totally substantiated, and definitely not made-up accusations at the Blue Jays over the weekend. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo

Brian Snitker’s stepping down is a sad day for those of us on the Sports Illustrated baseball staff when this happened.