I threw my back out picking up my dog's poop this morning and the strongest pills I have are Costco brand Aleve and we lost an hour of sleep today. Suffice it to say I have to miss spinning disco at the tea dance today.
Stop! You're eating a coin purse!
It's a breeze 🌬️
There's a sense of shame and triumph that the bedroom wall clock will be correct again since I never changed it from the last daylight savings switch.
Tonight at @ponyseattle.bsky.social it's the monthly return of BEEFCAKE, retro gay bar tunes from the physique magazine era of 1955-1985
Awesome! I'll see you there!!
Pic of me with Tiffany "New York" Pollard smiling backstage at a nightclub
Throwback to meeting Tiffany "New York" Pollard while spinning Bearracuda in 2019. She was cool as hell! I'll be spinning Bearracuda Seattle again on April 4th at @massiveclub.bsky.social @bearracuda.bsky.social
Going live with The Dark Rites Of Arkham right now on Twitch.tv/kingofpants
Back then it was called "the horizontal waltz"
DO IT! 🌕
SAT 2/28 I'm spinning at BEAR-O-METER at @seeagle.bsky.social with special gogo guests Hudson & Hunter!
We quote the "Why is my back all wet?" line from that movie all the time
My first act as president will be to outlaw all Ru-sicals
That Traitors finale was really unsatisfying
SAT 2/28 I'm spinning at BEAR-O-METER at @seeagle.bsky.social with special gogo guests Hudson & Hunter!
True dried mango doesn't have that taste, probably a bunch of sugar added? I just don't get the mango hype
Going live now for Murder Monday with more play-along puzzles in Brink of Consciousness: Dorian Gray Syndrome
Twitch.tv/kingofpants
It's mangoes. They taste like pine needles and are mostly pit.
Had a dream that there was some franchise crossover that made Krusty the Clown one of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space
This explains why I get so campy when I'm hungry
Headed to Portland to spin for Tusk tonight with DJ Sappho at Alberta St Pub!
Truly! Made a big impact on me
Going live now with what is hopefully the end of the spooky séance game that we've been playing for weeks upon weeks. 👻
Twitch.tv/kingofpants
Tusk, an Orc dance party 2/14/2026 at Alberta St Pub in Portland OR
PORTLAND! This Saturday I'll be down to play TUSK, a gay Orc/Wizard/Barbarian/Fantasy dance party 🧌 2/14 at Alberta St Pub
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Exiting the Tiki Room at Disneyland I was behind Ginnifer Goodwin. She was asking a question then turned around to me and said "You're not my sister!".
I also had brunch at the next table over from Guillermo Diaz in West Hollywood.
The Gonzo "coming out" joke is one of the greatest things in any Muppets movie. So amazing to see that in the theatre
Pony Seattle Tiny Tea Dance for Super Bowel Sunday 4 to 9pm
Celebrating Super Bowel Sunday with disco, drinks and no sports! Come have a gay ol' time at @ponyseattle.bsky.social with us 4-9pm
Can anyone honestly believe the winner of that lipsync for the win?? 👎
Bearded man dressed as Jessica from the first Twilight movie
Opening night of our staged parody of Twilight and I have to publicly to apologize to Anna Kendrick because this weekend Jessica has a beard. 🧛♂️✨
