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Sir, you’re gonna break the internet posting stuff like this. 🥵

Movie night at your house? 😏🤓😁

357 politicians immediately showing they’re sus.

What pray-tell are you thinking about here? 🤓

(Blush) 😘

Congratulations! Find a way to treat yourself to mark the occasion.

You gotta ZOOM IN!

Time, patience and a workshop. There’s a complete study of them. Search for them online. They are unbelievably striking in person.

Disintegration - The Crown of Life Artist: Damien Hirst butterflies and household gloss on canvas, in artist's frame 117 3/4 x 78 3/4 in. (299.1 x 200 cm.) Executed in 2006.

I do prefer to see them alive in nature, but have you ever seen the “stained glass” works of Damien Hirst made from butterflies. 🦋

Hopeful?

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were a thriving society? I, in my heart, think there’s enough to go around… especially if we got our priorities straight.

I looked for the World War Z GIF of zombies climbing/helping each other over the wall in Israel, but alas I tired of scrolling. Takes a base, but a sea of organized zombies will get the job done of a ladder.

There was an adventure to be had pre 9-11. The joy of seeing loved ones off at a gate or grabbing a bite with a friend on their layover had a romantic quality.

It was stripped off its innocence to be but that of a cog in a machine.

Got to love the couch co-ops! 🤤

Abso-fucking-lutely… 😁

That’s a double entendre mood that I can get down with.

Happy Birthday! Follow the bliss of the day. You deserve it. 🥳🎂🎁

Like a Rorschach, first idea to each was:

Sleep
Fuck
Tease

Compromise? Can we start a war against the people implicated in the Epstein files?

You like that dark magic, eh? 😏

Are we calling that Alt fishing?

two pregnancy test devices with the results showing “horny”

just got my test results back 😔

Happy Birthday, ya stud! Compliments to the tailors on the birthday suit. 🥳

Sure would like to replace it with something real.

“We saw you across the living room and really thought you’d look good on your knees” type of vibe.

Insomnia is so chic! The world is ours when everyone else is asleep.

Rinse and repeat? 😏😁😉

a cartoon drawing of a chicken with a duck tail Alt: A cartoon drawing of a rooster going from head on the ground to rising aroused, alert and ready to engage.

Cock-A-Doodle-Do!

Meet ya in there, Champ.

Existential dread? Horny? Your body wants to be in Europe? 🤷🏻‍♂️

You wear this “era” well! 🥵🫠