yoted and goated

Thank you for blessing this Tuesday

Happy birfdaaaaay!

that mood

Gonna slap this here since Bsky finally has FULL video support

It's not #Mar10, but it's always a good day for tree noodles!
#furry #furryart

Oooh yippie its mar10 day

"I was waiting for you to DELVE. 'When is he going to start DELVING?' I asked myself!"

Ready for the plushy meet & greet

The system of morals you were raised in that makes you feel such immense guilt and shame for your inherently sexual nature as a living being part of a species that engaged in sexual reproduction does not make porn evil.

mm, delicious

what exactly are these "d'pérs" all my friends are talking about

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

If KOSA passes it will fundamentally change how we are able to interact and use the Internet.

KOSA must not pass.

Your Old Droog - 50K or Brunch YouTube video by Your Old Droog

I know who helped on the way here
Your Old Droog held it down for eight straight years
Came back like Cape Fear
Transformin' boys to men like daycare
So if you picked the wrong side of history, please stay there

youtu.be/_zGQhQl4WEU

Don't need a clown with no taste
You really want success, you gotta do it at your pace
You think I give a fuck if I'm in first or fourth place?
Can't get mad at a goat for not winnin' a horse race

I Knew You Was A Bitch YouTube video by Your Old Droog - Topic

My talent got us in the offices
It was up to you to close the deal, but you flopped
Move like an undercover cop
What kind of person willingly becomes an op?

youtu.be/Vfuvr6yfzCk

Man, there are times when you've gotta keep your mouth shut and it's the hardest goddamn things in the world to do

The King of the Hill reboot is amazing

...

"Is zhat souzherly?"

"It doesn't look souzherly... What made you zhink so?"

"I didn't SAY I zhink so. It could be norzherly for all I know."

"I wouldn't have zhought so."

"Well if you're going to be dogmatic..."

a cartoon of a man with a black glove on his face . ALT: a cartoon of a man with a black glove on his face .

Ants Kaneda

"I miss the fun of being a kid" doesn't mean "those things were stolen from me by [slurs]" it means you grew up, and either you learn to move forward, or you become obsessed with recapturing a lost innocence that can never be regained because it never existed in the first place

the current wave of fashy toxic agere is nostalgia for the halcyon days of the mid-2000s and if you were an adult back then (as i was) there is NOTHING good about that time you want to go back to. Okay. well, sufjan stevens and the last season of the Sopranos. but that's it.

Coyote kids usually got somethin’ fucky going on with them. be nice to us 😤 we can’t help it.

I Am a Coyote

...wow, this affirmation stuff is really effective!

Having an Extremely Normal One™

"Well be wizh you gentlemen."

"Mark you, Guildenstern, and, um, you too; at each ear a hearer.

"Zhat great baby you see zhere is not yet out of his swaddling clouts!"

"You are welcome! But my uncle-fazher and aunt-mozher are deceived."

"In what, my dear lord?"

"I am but mad norzh norzh-west; when ze wind is souzherly, I know a hawk from a handsaw!"

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

'In 2018 Hegseth’s mother, Penelope, sent him an email that said:

“You are an abuser of women – that is the ugly truth and I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and uses women for his own power and ego. You are that man (and have been for years)...”'

idk why you're cooked for thinking normal thoughts! 🤔

Inside ‘Elio’s’ “Catastrophic” Path: America Ferrera’s Exit, Director Change and Erasure of Queer Themes Creatives at Pixar who saw the original director's previous cut of 'Elio' tell THR about the movie's challenging production process: "'Elio' just [became] about totally nothing."

It gets worse - the original director, the guy that made Coco, is gay - and MARRIED! He wanted to make a movie about his own childhood and he quit the movie over the changes. Now think about how Doctor just maligned him as a human being with this statement.