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@jessicawoodard

I feel like you're trying to nail me down, here, and that's not going to work well for either of us.

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We shouldn't be at war. But, unfortunately, the checks and balances in our constitution aren't functioning properly, because the GOP has their tongue so firmly attached to the president's butthole that they can't manage to vote to limit his bombing.

Y'all are cowards.

05.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now more than ever, you don't have to be cutting and pasting batshit posts that you have seen over on That Other Site and also, for fuck's sake, get off That Other Site, again, now more than ever

01.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2607 ๐Ÿ” 396 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Not being able to get independent verification doesn't mean it's not true, but it DOES mean that we're dealing in the realm of rumor, not fact.
This is true regardless of your political ideology. Check your fucking sources, people. (3/3)

02.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But there is a huge difference between multiple posts from multiple people all showing the same event(s) and a single person who has unverified images that they're using to support their personal theory. (2/3)

02.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually really appreciate that people local to an event can give insight into what is happening on the ground and allow direct access to information globally. (1/3)

02.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn this soulless man and every one of his enablers.

28.02.2026 08:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 139 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you start a war under false pretenses, to solidify your power domestically, does every death that war causes count as a murder you committed?
Asking for a friend.

28.02.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cover of The Lancet:

@thelancet.com
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

27.02.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 8158 ๐Ÿ” 3439 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158 ๐Ÿ“Œ 220

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR KANSAS.
Do y'all have some sort of weird genitals based rules of the road? Because I'm not sure how the GENDER MARKER on someone's license impacts their ability to drive.

Spoiler alert: it's the #transphobia

27.02.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either say something real or GTFO the stage.
(6/6)

25.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- The president will submit himself to justice over his assault of children, and stop impeding the prosecution of the other powerful people who committed similar crimes. Because if the system will fail without them, then the system is fully corrupt.
(5/6)

25.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- The executive branch will respect the ruling of SCOTUS and stop trying to find new ways to impose tariffs on the American people
- The EPA will reinstate their restrictions on the businesses that are poisoning out air and water, and impacting the safety of all future generations.
(4/6)

25.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Domestic policy promises:
- ICE will be immediately dismantled, and those who chose to use their power and position to commit street executions will be prosecuted. We will stop using any form of lethal force against people who have, at worst, committed a misdemeanor.
(3/6)

25.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Foreign policy promises:
- We will not be going to war with Iran.
- We will immediately cease all support for Israel's genocide of Gaza.
- We will stop starving the Island of Cuba.
(2/6)

25.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, I dunno about y'all but I simply do not have time for an hour and 47 minutes of masterbatory self congratulations from the sitting president.
I support his sexual journey (with other adults) but I do not need to hear about the steel worker he wants to kiss.
What would I like to hear? (1/6)

25.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still not a conspiracy theorist. But it's... Real weird. Just saying.
(5/5)

23.02.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Why the Economy Hasn't Crashed Yet
Why the Economy Hasn't Crashed Yet YouTube video by Hank Green

The second was Hank Green's dive into "why the economy hasn't crashed."
Spoilers, it's the oligarchy. (4/5)
youtu.be/jOR4wuiPeEQ?...

23.02.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

One of those was the latest John Oliver, where he talks about what a shit show Twitter has become. (3/5)
youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI?...

23.02.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've watched sewing videos, art videos, video exposรฉs dragging Tyra Banks and ANTM, and only TWO of these videos had *any* trouble streaming. But those two? Constant problems.
(2/5)

23.02.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all, I'm not a conspiracy theorist by nature. I tend to assume people actually do their evil shit pretty openly, and we choose to ignore it. But I've been working on a sewing project for the past two days, which means I've spent about twelve hours on YouTube.
(1/5)

23.02.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, @massgovernor.bsky.social do we have this? If not, can we get it?

07.02.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is NOT just Trump's America. This is America as it has always been.
8/8

07.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't talk about it. We don't discuss it in history classes. We erase it from our museums and our records. We perpetuate the idea that only wealthy, white, cis, straight men are "real" Americans--that if it didn't happen to *them*, then it's not really happening.
7/8

07.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot make a list of all the ways in which the government has perpetrated and supported violence against non-white, non-male, non-straight, non-wealthy Americans. I don't even *know* all the ways.
6/8

07.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Back Americans have been shot for existing in public. They have been illegally experimented on by the government. They have been targeted by the for-profit prison system.
*Poor, unhoused Americans are regularly targeted by local law enforcement.
5/8

07.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Japanese Americans were put in concentration camps during WWII.
*Queer Americans have been made illegal by various laws and in various ways across the whole of the country.
4/8

07.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*This country started with a genocide against Native Americans.
*Our economic system was built on slave labor and indentured servitude.
*Our domestic and family system was built on the subjugation of women.
3/8

07.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As much as I hate what's happening now, I think we should all be honest that this has been happening in America for it's entire history. White, middle/upper class men have been safe from government oppression, but those aren't the only people who live here.
2/8

07.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A friend posted a graphic that said "It's crucial to remember this horror never happened in *real* America, only in Trump's America." And folks... If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.
1/8

07.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reporting in from rural America: This piece of shit can fuck right off, give us actual fucking doctors and nurses

02.02.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1628 ๐Ÿ” 229 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3