Jim Hulbert

Worth saying if the dew comes down like that for the next two games it's win the toss win the game territory.

In fairness Motie also bowled like a drain but yeah, I agree.

Fucking hell, how many wides in that over.

Got to say that's a really shoddy couple of overs from Joseph. Just had no control at all and it's probably cost the game. #indvwi

That is complete dross from Joseph. The bowling plan from WI seems to be hoping India hit one up in the air. #indvwi

Seems a poor fit for a T20 side, Shamar Joseph. Scattergun and the pace on a ground this size is a gift to work with. #indvwi

Motie is having an absolute stinker here. Misfield, dropped catch, bowling filth. #indvwi

I thought that was hip all day long.

The gravelly tones of Shastri a massive improvement. #indvwi

Hayden talking absolute balls as per as well. Bring back athers and Nasser. #indvWI

Karthik commentating on India games is transparent fanboy stuff. Calling players by first names, saying "Team India", all creates an impression of easy matey familiarity rather than actual analysis. #indvWI

Buttler may well retire after this tournament but the idea he should be dropped is completely insane. #engvnz

BBC live text trying to retire out greatest ever white ball batter I see. Absolutely no hope for them. #t20

Not sure how you play Matt Henry in this sort of rhythm. So hard to get away. #t20WC

When will somebody explain to Manchester man that it's poor form to keep your backpack on on the tram.

Alcaraz hasn't turned up at all so far. Needs to get his arse in gear. #ausopen

He's by a distance the worst cricket commentator I have ever seen.

Say it quietly, but Smith hasn't been the same player since he became a father during the NZ tour. That was when his form started to turn in a big way. I can absolutely see how it's happened. Is he getting the support he needs? #ashes

On this evidence seems pretty clear why England have been reluctant to pick Potts the last few years. #ashes

Bethell hitting a lot of fielders here. It's the same when he plays white ball. It's currently the biggest issue in his game for me- doesn't turn the strike over enough. #ashes

This should be the last game Rob Hatch ever commentates on. He must be the least informed and most casual commentator ever employed. Clearly knows absolutely fuck all about the game. #ashes

Absolutely ridiculous. Well played son. Could win 10 in a row if he wants. #thedarts

This darts is incredible but the utter choppers booing Van Veen should be kicked out.

Audio absolutely miles ahead of the video, again , from TNT. #ashes

I think the biggest mistake they made was not playing Bethell at the start of the summer. Too much faith in pope.

Not expecting much agreement but genuinely think the game will be much better in 20 years when counties go under having spunked their 100 windfall up the wall. Need a ten team comp.

Detachment from county cricket doesn't bother me. We are pointlessly funding about twice as many professional cricketers as we should in the county system. The idea cricket can support 18 good professional teams in England is mental. Until we grasp that nettle it won't improve.

Yeah we've been shite. Would prefer the focus is on that rather than nonsense stag do allegations.

Doesn't bother me though. Just part of England crickets constant desire to blood let and sacrifice someone after a bad result. Duckett has barely been at home for the last year and has had one of the biggest disappointments of his career. Doesn't surprise me he got pissed.

Reminder that this idea of it being a stag do in Noosa has been entirely confected by Shemilt at the BBC to the extent that Darren Lehmann has called it complete nonsense. So what if Ben Duckett got pissed and some sad acts filmed him? #ashes