Ed Parnell

@podcastgreenred.bsky.social You are my one thousandth follower. Stand proud!

I am in my bunker with my quill as I speak.

I have a show to do at 9pm. I am the silent one running things. And the way I feel right now I shall be very silent indeed. Apart from the snoring.

Good plan. My wording will be along the lines of

"You will rue this day, this system you have created shall be your downfall. I shall be like a tornado in your midst until you bow to my whims. Behold as you cower to my demands, and thus crown me The Chosen One. Yours sincerely"

And no SAE.

I shall. And I shall hand write it. That'll show real determination.

This system is nonsense. People should be able to follow me as often as possible. I shall write to the management.

And then, suddenly, I am further away from 1,000 followers.

Crushed. My hopes and dreams lay as tatters on a old rug, ready to be eaten be a small dog.

So close to getting 1k followers. The 1,000 follower will experience a warm glow inside, a distinct feeling of safety and wellbeing, almost a celestial experience. They will go about their day unsullied by fripperies, knowing they made the right choice. So... who will be this most fortunate of us?

Prison guards discussed cover-up of Epstein’s death, inmate tells FBI One officer said: “Dudes, you killed that dude.”

🚨 How about that: more evidence that #EpsteinDidntKillHimself in addition to Dr. Michael Baden’s statement that Epstein’s injuries—including a broken hyoid bone—were a sign of strangulation.

Prison guards discussed cover-up of Epstein’s death, inmate tells FBI
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Most of MAGA are either in the closet, or so scared of a real woman they have a number of dubious purchaes from doll companies.

a woman is sitting at a table and says the plot thickens ... ALT: a woman is sitting at a table and says the plot thickens ...

Thought they were asleep?

Rains of Terror on Exoplanet HD 189733b - NASA This Halloween, take a tour with NASA's Exoplanet Exploration site of some of the most terrifying destinations in our galaxy. The nightmare world of HD 189733 b is the killer you never see coming. To ...

www.nasa.gov/image-articl... there's a planet called HD 189733b where it rains glass sideways at 5,400 mph. The planet's blue color doesn't come from oceans like Earth—it comes from silicate (glass) particles in a "blow-torched" atmosphere with temperatures over 1,000°C.

What's On - Crime Version With crime rife in our streets, it's become something of a normality. So here's your crimes to get involved with and witness this week...

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In a book shop, a couple
"What's that? Book, is it?"
"Yes".

My head is spinning now. Been going through a podcast about actuary procedures. I expected to look out of the window and see a new century dawn

Book of Week - George R Scott - The Art of Faking Exhibition Poultry This antique text contains a treatise on the various methods and techniques employed for the faking of poultry for show and exhibition purposes, written with the aim of aiding judges of such competitions in the identification of fakes. A fascinating insight into this curious practice, this text will be of much value to those interested in the subject and would make for a interesting addition to collections of antique poultry literature. The chapters of this book include: Faking and its Problems, The Psychology of Faking, Modern Tendencies in Faking, The Detection of Faking, The Techniques of Faking, Dying Plumage, Bleaching Plumage, Faking Leg Colour, Inserting and Extracting Feathers, Faking Lobes, Colouring Eggs, Dyes Employed, Chemicals Used in Faking, etcetera. We are proud to republish this antique book now complete with a new introduction on the subject. https://www.amazon.com/Art-Faking-Exhibition-Poultry-Observations/dp/1443737046

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I am wiped out. Exhausted. Not entirely sure why. But work must be done. Expect sloppy results. Send complaints to my employer.

Asaka Beer Corporation Environmental changes to a recipe has repercussions

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Classic Dave Emory Archives. Just launched today ! www.spreaker.com/podcast/spit...

Today 4 hours of Dave Emory interviewing Tom O'Neill Chaos: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties

Shout out to the Lone Voice in the Wilderness warning about the fascist takeover of America for nearly FIFTY YEARS - Dave Emory. I've agreed. I've vehemently disagreed. But I can't deny he was absolutely, positively 100% correct with his assessment. Show that man some appreciation spitfirelist.com

He's still telling us. YELLING in fact.

Walking through an adjoining town. I went there twenty years ago for some filming. First time back. The decay, shuttered shops, just... so sad. Since they shut the works which employed most of the area, the whole place is dying.

"A lot of people say I should have had these ads running all day every day. They say that. They say "Sir, you should have these running instead of all that fake news and terrible programmes." I don't know. Maybe we'lll do it. We'll see. 24hr rolling brownosing sounds a cool idea to me"

Frederick Marryat - The Werewolf "The Werewolf," a short story extracted from Frederick Marryat's novel The Phantom Ship (1839) . Reprinted many times since, often under alternative title of "The White Wolf of the Hartz Mountains," the tale chronicles the misfortunes of Krantz, A Hungarian nobleman's steward, who flees from Transylvania with his three children after murdering his unfaithful wife and lover. Captain Frederick Marryat was a Royal Navy officer and novelist. He is noted today as an early pioneer of nautical fiction, particularly for his semi-autobiographical novel Mr Midshipman Easy (1836). He is remembered also for his children's novel The Children of the New Forest (1847).

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Managed to sign myself out of Bluesky. It's been a hard, lonely evening...

Robert Aickman - The Cicerones A tourist, a Cathedral, a crypt. What could go wrong?

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Why do most of the former diplomats on the radio sound like elderly butlers from Wodehouse books?

So, decided to become a superhero. My careers officer was against this, but finally made the move. Watch out criminals.

Can I name my house Glorious Republic of Ed?

Punxsutawney Phil says you spilled his beer.