Dangl!

Working at a company that produces addictive sap leaves a big impact on one's waistline. (Employees who are unable to leave the company building may be considered company property.)
Comm work.

Please Play Wanderstop it's so Cosy

Yeah definitely - the chases were absolutely ridiculously underbaked to the point I was sure that something was broken - that that COULDNT be it (it was).

The handling was so weird, you did basically just need to set everything to full drift tuning because Grip was a Lie... strange choices.

Matters are of course complicated these days by me making a concerted effort to know more Europeans and establish a little bit of arms length from Americans - but it still stands that I'm not some puzzle to unlock. I am just a guy, who has less free time than he would like, plucking his trade

Yeah, pretty much. I think I would worry that if I gave someone guidance, or that if they needed it - that I would be getting an inauthentic representation of someone built to pander to me - which is not what I want at all.

Maybe it's a cultural thing, maybe it's because I'm an introvert - but my belief does remain that if it works, it will work - and if it doesn't it doesn't and there's no shame in that. I'm not bending over backwards looking for friendship as is.

I feel dirty enough when people ask to commission me.

It happened a while ago, but it's been bouncing around my head a little bit and bothering me. Someone asked me what was the best way to befriend me - and honestly, I didn't want to say

Not out of any sense of malice, but if I laid out a set of instructions, I feel I'd be treated l like a challenge.

It's a good fucking game

I've actually got those in my bucket to give a go at tbh - I recently completed the reboot NFS which was hilariously cringe, and am letting it cool down before I give the series a go again

Honourable Mentions from Old Man

Pokemon Blue
Assassins Creed 1
Ratchet and Clank Up Your Arsenal
F1 2010
Rome Total War
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising
Call of Duty: World at War
Microsoft Flight Simulator X
Elite Dangerous
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
Railroad Tycoon 2

It's so funny because I have played NFSU2, MW, and Carbon to death, but the direction the series took afterwards I fell away from for some reason - but I can't deny the influence it had! Those police chases were too damn fun.

It's such a good game, I wish more people had a Boro to set them straight

9. I am a simulator nerd. After a bad day I like to boot one of these up and feel like I have a modicum of control over things. This one very much epitomises that. There are very many others - but this one stood out as an early example of what kind of gradual fixing of things I like.

8 (Swap 7 out oopsie!) I love racing games, & driving games, but that all started with Need for Speed. I was an Underground 2 kid, but Most Wanted made me pay attention . San Andreas made me pay attention to the experience, & Forza 3 made me appreciate the racing, but that all stemmed from here.

6. Even today I enjoy playing this stupid game. It's my multiplayer go-to, even if I'm no world beater at it. It's the source of my name (yes, really) - and I've done more silly shit in this than a lot of games put together. When you don't take the sweat games seriously it's a good ride.

5. Bastion takes a strange place here, because it's The indie game that made me sit up & pay attention to games as an art form as a kid whilst simultaneously pulling me loose from the major studio obsession my generation in this country often went through. My indie love followed from The Boy.

4 (and 7) - little compares to the pure experimental joy I got from playing the Just Cause Franchise, especially 2 and 3. They inform my love for a good open world game (and even average ones) more than even Ubisoft games. To me these games & the mechanics they play around with are Whimsy incarnate.

3. RDR2 is quite simply a writing masterpiece. Gameplay wise it's damn good as well - but it's one of those times where you call the VAs just straight up actors. Even today I'm finding out about little flourishes, callbacks and references the writing team made - in doing so they even elevanted RDR1.

2. Omori is one of only 3 games that absolutely rocked me in one way or another for a few days (those being the top 3 on this list). If it wasn't this, it was going to be Undertale for being a similar rock me sort of game- but Omori takes it for reflecting some of my attitudes from a worse time.

1. There's a reason why I keep asking you all to buy and play Wanderstop. That game has the kind of message I think a lot of people in the West need to hear right now, where a push for perfection and ever increasing productivity is paramount to so much of our lives. Plus it's just CHARMING.

Oh dip is that a formative game post? It sure is!

It's funny that despite my somewhat reputation as an Ubisoft game simp, none of them made the cut - a lot of other games just stand out even more to me, which is... entirely on Brand honestly!

Someone getting so inflated in an RPG that their species and class changes to ????

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*Bmmmrg~
*SHrrip glorpp~
*wobble

The blood priestess robes give way to her growing maternal body, belly pushing outward to create more space for the gestating eggs, Breasts filling with nutricious milk, her mind too busy with the feeling overwhelming her

..pop..

#furryart #bbw #wg

[1/4]
Its a tough time getting thirsty in the middle of the journey, Lucky i got a spell just for this!

*Whoom!!

--Kyaaa!~

Now we give it some time..!

#furryart #breastexpansion #inflation #hugebreasts #wg #bbw

Remember to show love and give kisses to your friends to increase their productivity! <3

..and maybe lactation intensifying kissing hexxes too i guess

#furryart #bbw #lactation

and this doodle yea...

practiced a bit my shadng with colors, i think its alright
CW: #vore

Everyone goes in with a plan - but no plan survives contact with several hundred pounds of half-digested bullion!!!!

Not Quite The Same Zoruavenue As Before

#AvenueArcania

I think it's important to entice people with a little bit of a show, no? If you're going to have a relatively simple chute to softness then it's got to be evocative!~