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When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

11.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1247 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 9
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I still think about this a lot.

11.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 3316 πŸ” 630 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 68
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Trump’s ego-trip war has collided with economic reality but he can’t undo the damage | Rafael Behr The US president’s doctrine of lawless military adventures harms American interests and boosts Vladimir Putin, says Guardian columnist Rafael Behr

On the absurdity of setting UK interests by a Trump doctrine when not even the US national interest is served by the president www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

11.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14
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The President of the USA is now openly threatening Iran with being the target of one of the greatest crimes in world history. Trump is saying he will destroy the basis of life for more than 90 million people.
He should be removed from office for this.

10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 19
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How Elon Musk’s Sci-Fi Hyperloop Failed Before his misadventures in government efficiency, Musk promised to revolutionize commuting with a subway that would speed passengers between DC and Baltimore in a matter of minutes. The project was a...

The hype IS the product. Musk is an incompetent failure in most of his ventures - DOGE, Hyperloop, Twitter, happiness - and has had little measurable impact on the ones that are successful - SpaceX, Tesla. How he has become so rich is cos the hype IS the product.
washingtonian.com/2026/02/12/h...

07.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 13546 πŸ” 1975 πŸ’¬ 477 πŸ“Œ 168
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Anyone who wants Britain to join the war in Iran needs their head examined They don't know what they want to achieve, why they're doing it or what the consequences might be. They are lost in the void.

Anyone who wants Britain to join the war in Iran needs their head examined open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...

06.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 2053 πŸ” 523 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 63
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17207 πŸ” 6003 πŸ’¬ 516 πŸ“Œ 493
A photo of a miniature windmill on a crazy golf course.

A photo of a miniature windmill on a crazy golf course.

You have to remember that windmills are the natural enemy of golfers. That’s why Trump hates them so much.

03.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
There was an air of seriousness in the House of Commons. Over the weekend, great events had taken place: the sweeping away of the hated Ali Khamenei from Iran, and of the scarcely less-hated Labour Party from Gorton and Denton. 

Earlier in the day, Kemi Badenoch had made a heroic attempt to link the two issues, claiming that Keir Starmer’s reluctance to get involved in Donald Trump’s attack on Iran was because he feared upsetting Muslims. As though there aren’t any British Muslims who are glad to see the back of Khamenei, or indeed any other reason why a Labour prime minister would be nervous about a Middle Eastern regime-change operation run by a US president without a plan. However bad a job you might feel Starmer is doing, Badenoch speeches are a reminder that things could be worse.

There was an air of seriousness in the House of Commons. Over the weekend, great events had taken place: the sweeping away of the hated Ali Khamenei from Iran, and of the scarcely less-hated Labour Party from Gorton and Denton. Earlier in the day, Kemi Badenoch had made a heroic attempt to link the two issues, claiming that Keir Starmer’s reluctance to get involved in Donald Trump’s attack on Iran was because he feared upsetting Muslims. As though there aren’t any British Muslims who are glad to see the back of Khamenei, or indeed any other reason why a Labour prime minister would be nervous about a Middle Eastern regime-change operation run by a US president without a plan. However bad a job you might feel Starmer is doing, Badenoch speeches are a reminder that things could be worse.

Bickering as the bombs fall. My SKETCH of Britain failing to rise to the occasion. thecritic.co.uk/bick...

02.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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Lawyer: β€œProbably best not to dress like a sex offender when you’re heading into court.”

Russell Brand:

25.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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22.02.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 9985 πŸ” 1225 πŸ’¬ 179 πŸ“Œ 83

Absolutely insane story about a middle-aged woman from Hertfordshire who got arrested, shackled, and detained by ICE and held in a prison for eight weeks.... while on holiday... with a valid tourist visa... as she tried to leave the country.

21.02.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1550 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 45
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#WutheringHeights Sweepcliff.

20.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1569 πŸ” 422 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 41
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.

19.02.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 3772 πŸ” 867 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 90
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40988 πŸ” 10911 πŸ’¬ 309 πŸ“Œ 338
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 12766 πŸ” 2954 πŸ’¬ 314 πŸ“Œ 265
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OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.

He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.

#JustAskingQuestions

14.02.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 1267 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 10
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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09.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 7013 πŸ” 3610 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 154
Elon Musk Y @elonmusk
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For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.

Elon Musk Y @elonmusk X.com For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

09.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 5043 πŸ” 1093 πŸ’¬ 286 πŸ“Œ 200

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 17919 πŸ” 5437 πŸ’¬ 245 πŸ“Œ 257
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08.02.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 4020 πŸ” 1107 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 61
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

07.02.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 11956 πŸ” 2666 πŸ’¬ 180 πŸ“Œ 201
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Leave NATO? No thanks Zack... I don't think the Brazilian navy is coming to our rescue if Putin attacks

Zack Polanski's mad plan to ditch a >70 year military alliance for a defence pact with Brazil, whose army is full of fash and whose current president has Putin on speed dial ... htsf.substack.com/p/leave-nato...

02.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 2
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What’s happening in America is technofascism. It could happen here Peter Thiel's data surveillance company Palantir is powering Trump's ICE operation in the US. Carole Cadwalladr argues that the UK will be next

NEW: What’s happening in the US is TECHNOFASCISM.

It’s fascism + surveillance technologies. Palantir is playing a central role. And the UK is next in line.

My latest for @thenerve.news
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www.thenerve.news/p/technofasc...

01.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1192 πŸ” 685 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 56
The film itself has the air of an expensive corporate video. Like everything involving Trump, there is cross-promotion. We are shown that Mar-a-Lago has a pool and a golf course and tennis courts, and then Melania tells us that Mar-a-Lago has a pool and a golf course and tennis courts. You too can enjoy a visit to Mar-a-Lago, with its pool and golf course and tennis courts, at low, low rates. Assuming you don’t get arrested on your way into the country.

Melania, a producer on the film, delivers a narration that is flat and expressionless, neatly matching her face, which is remarkably smooth for her 55 years. It is also weirdly immobile throughout: it is a good hour before the camera catches what seems to be an actual feeling, a look of nerves as she prepares on the morning of the inauguration.

There is one faintly candid interview, as she sits in the back of the car, discussing her love of Michael Jackson. β€œHe was very sweet,” she said. β€œVery nice.” It’s possible that Mrs Trumpisn’t

The film itself has the air of an expensive corporate video. Like everything involving Trump, there is cross-promotion. We are shown that Mar-a-Lago has a pool and a golf course and tennis courts, and then Melania tells us that Mar-a-Lago has a pool and a golf course and tennis courts. You too can enjoy a visit to Mar-a-Lago, with its pool and golf course and tennis courts, at low, low rates. Assuming you don’t get arrested on your way into the country. Melania, a producer on the film, delivers a narration that is flat and expressionless, neatly matching her face, which is remarkably smooth for her 55 years. It is also weirdly immobile throughout: it is a good hour before the camera catches what seems to be an actual feeling, a look of nerves as she prepares on the morning of the inauguration. There is one faintly candid interview, as she sits in the back of the car, discussing her love of Michael Jackson. β€œHe was very sweet,” she said. β€œVery nice.” It’s possible that Mrs Trumpisn’t

Melania is a film that may end up being shown to a jury, though not at Cannes. I watched it so you don't have to. thecritic.co.uk/an-e...

31.01.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

Thanks, but we'll do as we see fit in our own country.

30.01.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

NEW: Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK, shocking the many people who were sure that she had already.

26.01.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 2316 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 162 πŸ“Œ 48
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25.01.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 17991 πŸ” 7477 πŸ’¬ 561 πŸ“Œ 394
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German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.

A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.

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