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Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Better to be remembered as a sharp lover of sandwiches than a slick merchant of hate.

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Fuckjetterdammerung.

06.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Born into skeets an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill

07.03.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky

07.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ur'mom Class Star Destroyer would restore an entire subreddit's credulity.

07.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could well have already been a diversion file on the family but when it gets to the point of escalating steps, the legal process grind speed comes into play. Ideally good faith conversation between family and "resources" mitigate the need for that, but defiant can be defiant. 3/3

07.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with kids at home" that gets documented possibly pursuant to a red flag case (don't know if they exist in this state) or a CYA for the inevitable multiple "state" workers have been at the home and were aware of the gun problem. This is all in line with the best practices of the model I mentioned. 2/

07.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds fair. And like you (I think) I'm not versed in the particulars of the case; but I do wonder if there were interventions and admonishments in the series of Sheriffs office and (I think) CPS visits where things like "dude, these guns, they're your right, but you really need to lock them up 1/

07.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Not sure when these came out but they're 2:1 at Safeway now. On bottom Marvel Stuff of Legends branded Oreos, with a blue aura'd Oregon surrounded by Iron Man, The Thing, Wolve town and I think Spider Gwen. On top a green package of The Stuff of Doom branded Oreos with a green halo'd Oreo before Doctor Doom.

Not sure when these came out but they're 2:1 at Safeway now. On bottom Marvel Stuff of Legends branded Oreos, with a blue aura'd Oregon surrounded by Iron Man, The Thing, Wolve town and I think Spider Gwen. On top a green package of The Stuff of Doom branded Oreos with a green halo'd Oreo before Doctor Doom.

I was not informed. This must be what Deadpool feels like when he's left out the real hero stuff.

07.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe
I'm not going to say anymore than that, I'm just gonna think on them till it's time to die.

06.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

place, sometimes as simple as taking the most basic firearms securing measures at a home. So I don't know if it's necessarily a weak defense so much as any other witness would invite a battle with what's an accepted norm in a bunch of jurisdictions. Though I've never seen the model trial contested.

06.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do they exist? The expert would be counter to the violence prevention model (not just with schools but the sorts of violence prevention US DOJ used to invest in prior to the current admin, plus red flag laws etc adjacent to this) that believes gun violence has precursors where diversion can take 1/

06.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, that's the room where they keep the Red Death virus samples under the floor, right? Leftover from a SCIF they bulldozed in the rush to build.

06.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's some straight up textual holodeck stuff going on there, pretty sure in violation of some sub-prime directive before the crash. At least Data left his idols restricted to counter cards in a poker sim.

Now we get to find out if you go Riker, Picard, Sisko, Archer, Janeay or Sulu etc on them.

06.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's just clear scales of shit meteorology. Like you said having to deal with a teen reacting dramatically to a decision they feel is adverse to them is just parenting. Avoiding what should be a frankly trivial matter of home safety to avoid a petty shit fit put the father in this deep shit.

06.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would have figured safely storing the guns would have in fact avoided any brewing "Shitstorm" at the time. The safes are often sold at the same store the guns are bought at. Is this bizarro context misusage of "Shitstorm" in evidence for a cognitive impairment appeal of conviction?

06.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was another country, 85 years ago or so, that rounded up residents it deemed undesirable, forced them into prison camps, and then picked wars of conquest with other countries.

Things ultimately did not end well for that country.

06.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Who are you ? pat garret and billy the kid scene Bob Dylan
Who are you ? pat garret and billy the kid scene Bob Dylan YouTube video by Dylanholic

youtu.be/tJurxu0CfCg?...

06.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shamrock shakes

Shamrock shakes

I mean sipping some cups in this economy

06.03.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't delay, we can't all drive like a desperate Michael Biehn trying to kindle a fizzled night on the town with a little drive thru cool mint spark, and they're only around

For a limited time.

06.03.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For a Limited. Time.
bsky.app/profile/midn...

06.03.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two McDonalds Shamrock Shakes with the whipped cream having diminished in transport.

Two McDonalds Shamrock Shakes with the whipped cream having diminished in transport.

Because they're here ... 1/

06.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really is uncanny how "right about now" MONEY PLANE is. Even Adam Copeland resting expression prefigures Dan Bongino.

06.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to finish the script for Moneyplane 2: Crypto Altiutude now more than ever. I just don't know if this tagline is too highbrow:
bsky.app/profile/midn...

06.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Purple Pie Man and Sour Grapes with a purple snake, a gaggle of crows or ravens, a bunch of baking equipment and baked goods are going to outdo Costanza's trifecta and really lay down a scene.

The Purple Pie Man and Sour Grapes with a purple snake, a gaggle of crows or ravens, a bunch of baking equipment and baked goods are going to outdo Costanza's trifecta and really lay down a scene.

I mean, just look at these two.

06.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mused once about Syril and Dedra "lights out" and only made it work in my head by literally throwing Lenny Kravitz into the menage.

bsky.app/profile/midn...

06.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuckjetterdammerung.

06.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was trying to work a concept, the event horizon bidet, into my tragifarce effort, Burger King Lear, to little avail. You have saved the work. Deus ex Fuckjet

06.03.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait. Spartacus and Outlander don't exist in the same universe? But they're both on STARZ. I bet the FCC could make this happen if Carr wanted it to happen.

06.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/midn...

05.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If she's removed from a Cabinet position and sent to work in a lower rung of the Department, you weren't fired, you were demoted. And in this case, yeah, it is weird.

05.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0