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Help me I don't know how to use computer. (hehe I actually do, fall into my trap, yessss)

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I imagine it is the same thoughts as people scouring Amazon's best seller lists to claim whether a game is succeeding or bombing. They crave results immediately and grab any scraps they can, to the detriment of a gradual and realistic approach to game performance.

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You come for the academic-level freaks, you're getting it in the beaks.

03.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, she did Bomberman Hero, so I think she has trouble NOT going hard on game soundtracks.

02.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And that's my Beat-in-2025 list done...2 months late heh. My GOTY goes to Donkey Kong Bananza, but huge shoutouts to Pipistrello, Lone Fungus, Kirby Air Riders, and Chronicles of the Wolf for games released in 2025. Played 113 games in 2025; maybe one day I'll talk about games I didn't beat hehe.

01.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Metroid Primeβ„’ 4: Beyond – Nintendo Switchβ„’ 2 Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo Official Site Buy Metroid Primeβ„’ 4: Beyond – Nintendo Switchβ„’ 2 Edition and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

74. Metroid Prime 4 by @retrostudios.bsky.social and Nintendo. It fails to reach the expectations of the original trilogy and feels odd both in story and in new mechanics. I really liked some of the set pieces and bosses. Would have liked more warps and stuff in the desert. Beautiful environments.

01.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jubilee for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Jubilee and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

73. Jubilee by @finalbossblues.itch.io and @redartgames.bsky.social. A challenging open platformer that was easy to get into and explore. It was great pick-up-and-play experience between longer bouts of other games. Nice pixel work and lots of biomes and secrets. A couple spots were hard to escape.

01.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kirbyβ„’ Air Riders for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo Official Site Buy Kirbyβ„’ Air Riders and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

72. Kirby Air Riders by Nintendo (and Masahiro Sakurai). Kirby Air Ride's final form. Road Trip is a good single player mode and justifies the game. City Trial is quite fun, and having multiple characters now is very welcome. Boss Fight controls are not exactly good tho. Lot of stages to ride!

01.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gimmick! 2 for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Gimmick! 2 and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

71. Gimmick! 2 by Bit Wave Games and @clearrivergames.com. Although it might not be entirely the same style as the original, this sequel is more accessible and also larger (in level length). I found it enjoyable and well animated. Dave Wise does a decent job, though it is hard to compete with the OG

01.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At this rate Gamera 2000 Remaster is inevitable!

26.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Optimization is very much a key factor in making a game viable on all platforms, and I notice the baggage some engines add to the output as well. So I appreciate the effort here!

22.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black image of a white line which is depicted as a single cartoon character walking to a beat. The body and feet are contiguous with the horizon line, leaving the head and the face as the only floating parts of the animated character. This is a gif of the music video for Bla Bla Bla by Gigi D'agostino.

A black image of a white line which is depicted as a single cartoon character walking to a beat. The body and feet are contiguous with the horizon line, leaving the head and the face as the only floating parts of the animated character. This is a gif of the music video for Bla Bla Bla by Gigi D'agostino.

29.01.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I think you can leaf it there.

21.01.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@mrdo.pro hamter alert (with bonus kirbos)

20.01.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Killing Time: Resurrected for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Killing Time: Resurrected and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

70. Killing Time: Resurrected by @nightdivestudios.bsky.social and @atari.com. A full remastered version of a 3DO FPS. A semi-open world structure and FMV recordings of real actors. Great gunplay, fun exploration. Extras are great additions too. Looked up some hints, but still had a grand time!!

19.01.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gato Roboto for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Gato Roboto and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

69. Gato Roboto by @doinksoft.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. A short-form Metroidvania in which you play a cat who can also pilot a mechsuit. I like how each location plays with different parts of the cat-to-mech dynamic. Some battles felt winded, and the story did not land great. Still fun.

19.01.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alba: A Wildlife Adventure for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Alba: A Wildlife Adventure and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

68. Alba: A Wildlife Adventure by @ustwogames.co.uk and Plug In Digital. Goodness gracious what a charming game. You walk around a small island, taking photos of animals and helping to clean up and save a wildlife park. Nice little gameplay change-ups, and a very cute artstyle! Explore! :3

19.01.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cyber Citizen Shockman Zero for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Cyber Citizen Shockman Zero and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

67. Cyber Citizen Shockman Zero. Rounding out the collection, Zero feels a bit different. New characters with unique styles (punch v sword). More combo action in the case of Raita, and the QOL additions definitely helped. I could not figure out how to play as Azuki. Would have been solid stateside.

19.01.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cyber Citizen Shockman 3: The princess from another world for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Cyber Citizen Shockman 3: The princess from another world and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

66. Cyber Citizen Shockman 3: The princess from another world. A return to sword combat and introducing animated cutscenes aplenty! The story is, frankly, all over the place, though. I think the devs played Valis and said "lets do that with Shockman!" Fun adventure, all the same!

19.01.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cyber Citizen Shockman 2: A New Menace for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Cyber Citizen Shockman 2: A New Menace and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

65. Cyber Citizen Shockman 2: A New Menace. Very different feel, since you use a gun this time and the game is linear. Much more story, and I like seeing a bit of humor in them, consistent through the series. Overall better than 1, but I think I liked the blade gameplay more.

19.01.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cyber Citizen Shockman for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Cyber Citizen Shockman and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

64. Cyber Citizen Shockman by Shinyuden and @ratalaikagames.com. I got the 4-game release via LRG and it is a great set. Rewind + save states make these games much easier, but I am not sure I'd have a great time without them. I like the unique map system, but the hit detection is bad against bosses.

19.01.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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FANTASIAN Neo Dimension for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy FANTASIAN Neo Dimension and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

63. FANTASIAN Neo Dimension by Mistwalker. I have not played through such a scale of RPG to completion in a while. It surprised me with how much more it kept giving, but backtracking and searching made it slow. Later bosses were almost puzzles (not bad). A bit of filler, but great ost and design.

19.01.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dang, Journey came out years ago.

18.01.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CHRONO TRIGGER Original Soundtrack Vinyl LP Box Buy video games and merchandise online at the Official Square Enix store. Shop our top franchises, including Final Fantasy, NieR, Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Quest & more.

@magitekdad.bsky.social Not sure you are into vinyl but I know you're into Chrono Trigger. Probably could be cheaper from CDJapan even with all the shipping.

17.01.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It has been fun watching Disney's pendulum swing in video game investment over these last few decades.

My definition of fun is complicated.

16.01.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brain going al dente!

16.01.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That dog is OUT

15.01.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aw yeah! Also the picture of a social battery blowout in seconds.

12.01.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh flip phone? o3o

12.01.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is Edia's doing. I am all for getting these deep cuts into the modern and western audience, but I would prefer not so many cut corners.

02.01.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Editing out the hostility takes it down to two hours right? :P jk no worries

30.12.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0