tyreforhyre

Cat flat on a tile floor

Flat Fuck Friday

for the uninitiated NPCs milling about in Might and Magic 7 are counted as monsters that just don't happen to be hostile to you (unless you attack them) so if a sufficiently low enough level character were to have the Identify Monster skill and inspect them, this would be your result.

i guess i said this in a brooklyn accent, or maybe i didn't. could be any

i got ten, twenty dozen line up round the block for these kinds of tiles

i have made the tea today

like that mostly :)

thankfully intentional, feels good

did it again

a screenshot of the videogame Torneko: The Last Hope. Torneko is facing a castle guard in a throne room. the text box states "Guard: I blame everything on the magic dungeon."

golden hour glamour shoes

both my eyes being blurry and fingers quite numb made everything really frustrating today but i did manage meal at least

Paper towel roll

You know you're at a good barbeque place if there's one of these at the table

みかんは突然消えます。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
The mandarin oranges suddenly disappear.

遊んでいる途中でダイニングテーブルの足にしがみつくようにめり込む猫

猫は何故かダイニングテーブルにしがみついた状態でおもちゃを投げるとテンションが上がります

めり込みﾈｺﾁｬﾝ

she's completed heart a bamillion times including The Hard Thing you can opt into for that dungeon, lol.

this one is Heart aye

the very first thing you are greeted by on the X3: Terran Conflict steam page is a screenshot of the game with the FRAPS fps counter visible and it's 24 dog done frames per second.

A "screenshot"* of Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. There is an overwhelming amount of post processing applied to the image, with high resolution motion blur and shadows being cast by objects. All the humans visible in the image are unnervingly high-res, especially the archer who is standing off in the distance, appearing to be a full-res render scaled down as opposed to being rendered distantly. The players hand: identified as an Undead Mage Level 1, is held out and is casting photoshop-ass looking lighting bolts. The top left corner indicates this is a multiplayer match of some kind, with a scoreboard reading Undead 9, Humans 10

i'm deeply entranced by this *Very Real* screenshot of Dark Messiah of Might & Magic on its steam page

i find myself worrying that the way i say some stuff sounds like woowoo new age crap but the truth of the matter is im having fun and other people can join in if they too want to sprout a little bit of joy in their life.

there are times that i look at my works and im moved to tears at the beauty of my mind being able to express a truth so pure and crystalline clear

cosmically there are times where the warm light of the universe sees fit to reach down into one's heart and impart an incredible and undeniable truth and this is exactly that.

don't know where i was going with this one

everything with wizards is a tremendous amount of stress and nonsense the entire time

i'm an old man with the same six jokes i love to bust out to people who have never heard them. however it's important to understand that no matter what, Shiren the Wanderer is a game about finding the stairs.

Shiren cleared Serpentcoil Island! Play time: 1:01:13 Turns: 5778 Monsters Beaten: 235 Lv: 30 Weapon Strength: 19 Shield Strength: 17 Strength: 1/10 Gitan: 1,658 HP: 104/145 Equipment: Manji Kabura+5 (plated), Fuuma Shield+4 (plated), Focusing Bracelet

First clear! #Shiren

And then of course the game (through Koppa) tells me that the true Mystery Dungeon starts here. 😆

congratulations my friend on becoming a newly minted wanderer

it's great that all the squeaky doors in this game need like maybe just one little tweak to make them sound like the incredibly loud and wet fart audio sample everyone uses