geez louise

"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing

always tough finding late 90s punk music that ends up being made by folks who performed at Michigan womyn's festival and haven't really talked about that since.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

just saw a polycule meetup event flier, I think I might go and try to crosslink, polymerize even

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

there were 3 food trucks outside my work today, unfortunately I forgot my 50 beers at home

melee drinkers

"I'll ruin her" type shit

uspto fest when? (you need to get hired to get to this part of the campus)

I think I'm gonna start lying about personal interactions and make a grime pr

call the genital obsessed bathroom police out. these losers should be ashamed and embarrassed every time they speak.
shame them into silence.

I think I gotta start beef with more ammy bracket players

honestly you don't really bleed from them, if you're fast with the bandaid you'll never see it. also fuck the haters, just do tummy shots they're so chill

The numbers are staggering:

Rent is now unaffordable for a record *half* of U.S. renters.

Some 30 million jobs pay less than $15 an hour. The average wage needed to afford a one-bedroom apartment has climbed to $28.17 — nearly four times the federal minimum wage, which hasn't gone up in 16 years.

Inside The Israel Lobby’s New $90 Million War Chest Internal AIPAC materials reveal huge gifts from moguls — and the strategies lobbyists used to score the cash.

The single largest known donation to AIPAC comes from the billionaire owner of OnlyFans.

Information leaked to @levernews.com shows Leonid Radvinsky and his wife giving $11 million dollars to the pro-Israel PAC.

www.levernews.com/inside-the-i...

I'm beginning to realize the amount of time I am spending performing this role has a strong correlation with my confidence in my relationships' longevity at any given time

💁‍♀️ Announce

Ohio has approved a $4.5 million sales tax exemption for a data center expansion project. The project will create 10 new full-time jobs.

www.cleveland.com/news/2026/03...

The New York Times U.S. and Israel Attack Iran LIVE Updates What to Know Photos Ma Casts Doubt Iran Says Dozens Are Killed in Strike on School No Responsibility The New York Times U.S. and Israel Attack Iran LIVE Updates 4m ago What to Know Photo Stated as Fact 9 Killed in Israeli City Near Jerusalem After Iranian Missile Strike Actor Named

Politics of semantics 😏

he wrapped this one up in about 30 seconds. you figure there are about one million kids enrolled in new york city schools. if he spends ten hours a day on the phone, seven days a week, he will have personally informed every child of tomorrow's snow day by the spring of 2028

envious individuals shall never succeed in their endeavors

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

The screencapped tweet turned into a Yugioh trap card called "Intentional Mistake" with the glasses emoji as the card art and the tweet's text as effect.

ooo the movie is so good just for dorky sayings to stim

kinda the best use case too!!

I’m sorry please correct me if I’m insane and wrong…

but is this newsom saying he “fell prey” to not being “culturally normal” because he was supportive of same sex marriage?

congrats!!!

unc has it made!!!!