Kitten with black and brown stripes sitting on a chair with all feet tucked under like a perfect little loaf of bread
We've done it, folks. Peak loaf has been achieved.
🍞
Magnificent
Okay but then who is the webcam??
Yeah you are
Tag yourself I'm the vhs tapes
Screenshot of Toxic femininity test results: 66% Femme Fatale, 50% Eternal Daughter, 41% Devouring Mother, 20% Mean Girl. Text at bottom reads You are the most like Femme Fatale (66.67%).
I've been told "yeah that tracks"
So there I was, standing butt naked, shivering and shaking, slowly spinning in a circle under the showerhead's scalding torrential rain. One side, always cold. A rotisserie chicken. A corner store hotdog. A marshmallow over an open flame that would never quite roast... The coldest girl in the world.
They should invent a me that doesn't have to go to the hospital twice in one week.
Me writing and recording songs:
yay yippee life is so beautiful art is amazing yay!!!
Me learning what EQ is:
This is a canon event, embrace it
The upside of being a girl-with-unexplained-bruises is how proud I am when I can actually explain where a bruise came from for once. The downside is probably all the unexplained bruises.
When you're the only verse around - call that a universe
For the record, anything I write on bluesky should be taken as a joke. Unless it seems like a joke. Then you should take it as seriously as possible.
Do you tell songs to shut up before you skip them?
Or are you normal?
I think this is the same thing Helen of Troy said right before all that war stuff happened
My detractors will say I'm a negative person. Wait, no that's my subtractors.
Woooo happy birthday Helen!!! 🥳
The cool thing about having a persistent migraine is that when I see someone defend an empire's right to bomb children, I already have the nausea and skull-shattering pain ready to go
Henceforth I am adding 'finger food' to my identity
Call me a raving radical but I literally do not care whether your imperialist massacre of children is “constitutional” or not.
Your boos only make me stronger
I agree, a 3 bedroom should have at least 2 bathrooms. 3 people sharing 1 bathroom is just a recipe for disaster.
The Canadian government urges the protection of all civilians in this conflict, unless they happen to be where the bombs are dropping
I believe the appropriate congratulation here is "happy thirty (second) birthday" right??
Polyamory scifi: basically the same but in space with more lasers
I love a hopeful post ✨️
We're also passing a bill to make it a crime to talk about the bell.
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls pretty much all the time now but we're passing a bill to make the bell quieter.
Can... can we leave him there?
