Yeah, if he's involved, I'm out
Yeah, if he's involved, I'm out
Wednesday: Dev Summit Sessions schedule listing three sessions: βXbox Dev Summit Keynote: Building for the Future with Xboxβ at 10:10β11:10 AM, βDirectX State of the Union 2026: DirectStorage and Beyondβ at 11:30 AMβ12:30 PM, and βPress Start: Get Your PC Game Ready for Xbox in One Dayβ at 12:45β1:45 PM. (Alt generated by Copilot and reviewed for accuracy)
Xbox at GDC π₯ Dev Summit
This year we're hosting our first Xbox Dev Summit at GDC - six sponsored sessions on Wednesday, March 11 to help you build for what's next!
VP of Next Gen Jason Ronald will be kicking it off with a keynote about our vision shaping the future of Xbox. π« #GDC2026
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Mass Effect, The Legend of Zelda, Resident Evil 2 (PS1 original), Halo: Combat Evolved, Street Fighter II, Metal Gear Solid, Tekken 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
OK, here's my nine-games thing!
So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:
- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
NYTimes headline: Trump Says Strikes Killed Iranians U.S. Saw as New Leaders
This has to be the most Onionesque moment ever that doesnβt actually involve the Onion.
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It's where the bulbous, glowing weak spot will appear when he mutates for the final boss battle
If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.
One thing that never gets mentioned is that Israel is the only state in the Middle East with nuclear weapons and it has refused to sign the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT).
The same Israel carrying out a genocide in Gaza that has unlimited support from the US.
Yet Iran is the "rogue state".
Okay so let me get this straight, a oligarch country that elected a suspected pedophile & known rapist over his Christian values, and an illegally nuclear genocidal apartheid nation that keeps electing war criminals to do war crimes, those are the good guys because they bombed a primary girls school
A United States senator from the president's own party, one who serves on the Select Committee on Intelligence and the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, has no idea what's going on as America goes to war with Iran.
My cat, Brownie, sitting on our kitchen floor, looking ADORABLE
Brownie has blessed your timeline
Resident Evil Requiem rules. Iβm not very far in yet but the Grace portions so far are brilliant and probably the best first-person RE implementation yet. Ammo has been so scarce and it feels like it requires some real creativity to proceed at times. Itβs a lot of (terrifying) fun.
That's an incredible amount of political effort just to persecute 300 members of a disempowered class of people who have done nothing wrong and just want to be left alone to live their lives
Itβs like taking candy from a baby. Babies shouldnβt *have* candy. Itβs the right thing to do.
Just be sure to give him cool shades that he wears at all times
this, but director of the fbi
At the risk of moving into the discourse a 2nd time today, the fact that a lot of Americans in the replies see this as a bit of fun trash talk between rivals kind of illustrates the extent to which maybe a lot of Americans aren't reading the room in how they are viewed internationally at this point
i don't think it's wild to ask that people be held criminaly accountable for this
Don't worry, though!
"Members of the Georgia State Elections Board voted Wednesday to issue a formal letter of reprimand to Muskβs America PAC over the billionaire technocratβs illegal scheme to get Trump elected."
A formal letter of reprimand! That'll show him!
Is this on PPV? Is my entire life savings enough?
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.
This is what gaming is all about
Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
Interesting that heβs choosing to do this at this specific moment in time! Wonder why that is!
BUT AOC WHO ISN'T PRESIDENT MADE A MISTAKE IN SAYING VENEZUELA IS BELOW THE EQUATOR!!!
SHE CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!!! NEVER!!!!!!
Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past
This is how democracy works.
seeing this shit while donald trump is president is enough to melt my brain
Imagine calling yourself the most canceled people on earth while sitting on CNBC, promoting crypto, protected by wealth, platforms, and impunity. To them, accountability feels like persecution, and consequences feel like oppression.