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Remember 2024? All those goofy idealists worried about and crying about “the status quo”?

Well, many of them refused to vote for Kamala Harris and now we are 100 miles underwater. I blame the crybaby voters.

NEWSFLASH:

Kristi Noem has been fired. And they will remove a Republican from the Senate to replace her.

Two wins for
the good guys.

Her memoir should be called “From High On The Hog To Under The Bus… the life and times of a crispy gnome.

NEWSFLASH:

The US lost 92,000 jobs in February. Even Monkeyboy cannot spin that shit.

So much winning.

So much gd winning.

US MEDIA is what?

Look, bud. If you are so thick and stubborn that you are watching any news network on TV but MSNOW, that’s on you.

Nick Fuentes, Alex Jones, and me… we’re singing In harmony about how everyone should vote for Democrats.

Don’t worry about me. We seem to agree with only one thing.

And the hits just keep on coming…

DOJ releases new Epstein files related to Trump.

Fun times indeed for
Donnie the perv.

This is how Trump is telling us that he intends to put boots on the ground in Iran.

FUKUSHIMA UPDATE.

My personal background includes extensive training in nuclear power plant operations. So, from time to time, curiosity causes me to look at places like Chernobyl and Fukushima.

She is a full on Monet. It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK. But up close, it’s a big old mess.

Krispy Gnome is out. That leaves the title to Spam Blondie as the number one canard.

What’s the difference between a prank by the Roman god of love and Kristi Noem?

One is a Cupid stunt and the other one is a…

I blame mindless voters not bright enough to know how to stop Trump.

Many of them, all wrapped up in their self-righteous idealism with zero understanding of foreign policy.

I hope they all get drafted. They’re stupidity enabled Trump to be in charge. I don’t blame Democrats at all.

What is next for her? The Real Housewives Of Rapid City? All she needs is a pack of Newports and a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
#snarkin 🤪

Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA

Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-reassigned-to-scarecrow-role-at-usda/

Rest in peace.

Rob Reiner would have turned 79 today. He is missed.

This conversation with Rich Eisen — talking about directing Nicholson in “A Few Good Men” — is always a delight.

@richeisenshow.bsky.social

We can throw another $500,000,000,000 at the Pentagon this year and spend $1,000,000,000/day on a wholly useless war, but we can't afford to hire doctors and nurses to take care of our veterans? The United States is such an irresponsible, messed up country right now.

And she was definitely one of the best, if not the best ever.

Nancy Pelosi, a trailblazing Representative that broke the “marble ceiling"!

She took the Speaker’s gavel, being the 1st woman to lead the House👩🏻‍⚖️

That’s what Power looks like when Women refuse to take No for an answer!

#SheShed
#StrongWomen
#UnapologeticallyPowerful
#WomenLeadHistoryMovesForward

I sincerely hope that they draft every last one of you scrawny little turds who tried to further the narrative that Kamala Harris and the Democrats were pro genocide.

Semper fi, wimps!

Thank God, we let Trump be in charge… That was really helpful for everybody

Fkn idiot!

Even Fox News is pointing out Donald Trump losing 92,000 jobs in February.

🍿

Good for him.

First, there was Shirley Chisholm. I was just a kid, but I watched and listened. Then, there was Jesse Jackson. He was not so easily dismissed by the old guard. Then, there was Barack Obama. The culmination of The Dream.

Thank you, Reverend Jackson. You have served us all with distinction. Serio.

Nobody’s prepared for that. Hmm. Nope. I don’t think any of us are.

What is next for her? The Real Housewives Of Rapid City? All she needs is a pack of Newports and a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
#snarkin 🤪