Daniel

Please leave the internet

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social can you tell the construction workers to stop jack hammering outside my apartment? It’s past midnight I gotta sleep 🥺

Now tell me why they are jackhammering outside my window at midnight

Ok well she didn’t do a good job convincing others Archie what the fuck don’t you understand

Wait. They are releasing Epstein files to distract Americans from the war in Iran now?

Run to Hoppers omg

🚨 HAMNET ON PEACOCK 🚨

Omg Bat Out of Hell is coming to NYC. I need to see it again.

Now THIS is what I want to see in Times Square

Burial (from Mother Mary)

Ooo open.spotify.com/track/1SO1Y6...

a woman in a red dress says lesbians while standing in front of a window ALT: a woman in a red dress says lesbians while standing in front of a window

#thepitt

My dog ate a pen and is 💩 💦 everywhere and has ink on his paws

Thx for reminding me!!!

Do I want to play Marathon

TELL HER LIVE MAYBE SHE GOES BUDD DWYER MODE

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Extremely funny he’s choosing the guy who has been on tv the most being an idiot

Not this brain dead asshole replacing Kristi Noem

Enjoyyyy

Debra Messing's about to start hitting people with her car.

Fucking ogre

Just beat RE9! I hope Capcom doesn’t throw away Grace like all the other cool female characters lol

I was trying to figure out who Grace sounded like and I think it’s Jayma Mays

if woke 2 turns texas and every other state with a closer margin that TX in 2024, this would be the map.

Biggest Margin of Victory since HW in 1988, and biggest Dem winner since FDR in 1944.

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