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The jobs market and stock market have begun to collapse, prices are skyrocketing, the military is running out of munitions, the entire Middle East is being hit by missiles and bombs, so of course the Presidont is outlining his plans to invade Cuba.

06.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you had told people ten years ago that Congress would let an intentionally stupid elderly child rapist start WWIII just because he's angry that a black man won a Nobel Prize, everyone would have thought you needed to be institutionalized.

06.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Taco Regime cares about US citizens so much that they are casually brushing off military casualties as completely insignificant and telling civilians and government employees overseas that they're on their own trying to leave the conflict regions the US has singlehandedly created.

05.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So we bombed Iran without deciding to either strike the majority of their ballistic or surface to air missiles first, and decided not to move more anti-missile capabilities into the region, all while expending munitions at a rate which cannot be replenished. Yeah, sounds like a great fucking plan.

05.03.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The peace president added a 9th country to the bombing list, again without Congressional approval, because clearly Ecuador is the nexus of evil we should be using to distract from the Trumpstein files.

04.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This country loves putting its military service members in harm's way to satisfy politicians' egos and billionaires' profits.

04.03.2026 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed!

02.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The war in Iran is going so well that our allies are confused and shooting down multiple US aircraft, but luckily they only cost around $100 million each to replace, with delivery dates years in the future.

02.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So everyone who was upset about "Genocide Joe," and couldn't vote for Harris as a result, how is that working out for you? There's no point in trying to reach the MAGAts who actually thought the orange taco would be the "peace president."

01.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Attacketh other kingdoms whilst thou is discussing peace treaties, so as to destabilize all world kingdoms to cover thine crimes against children."- Republicanus 2:28

01.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a reminder, the US is in a state of war with Iran, Venezuela, Yemen, and parts of multiple African nations despite the fact that Congress hasn't authorized a single one of these actions.

01.03.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No money to feed children, no money to fix roads, no money for healthcare, no money for schools, no money for housing, always enough money for unjust military action and violence.

01.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Taco Regime is just going around destabilizing countries and eliminating their leaders willy-nilly without an ounce of thought as to what comes next, or any clearly defined objective in the first place.

28.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So during negotiations with Iran, the orange taco joined Israel in launching unjustified attacks and starting another Middle Eastern war that will only cause greater harm to the US. And, again, every member of the military went ahead with this illegal order, no one stood up and stopped the madness.

28.02.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a lotta fascism in one day.

28.02.2026 06:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Taco Regime illegally cancelled a DOD contract with an AI company before illegally agreeing to one with a different company, the DOD cancelled its involvement in numerous universities, and negotiated a deal with the Boy Scouts to require them to be bigoted to get government support today.

28.02.2026 06:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living your life staying true to who you are, listening to your feelings and emotions, and holding onto your beliefs and morals often makes life lonely, as so many people fear authenticity, dedication, and emotion.

27.02.2026 06:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the big talking points about Japan is how supposedly everything is so expensive, yet I can't think of a single thing that cost more, and very few that were even the same price, as crap in this oligarch run cesspool of a country.

26.02.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in my own state, riding transit here for the first time in a loooong time, and seeing how inefficient billions of dollars of light rail is compared to Japan's train system, while trying not to get too emotional about having to leave there and come back here.

25.02.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you had told me a year ago that I would be sitting in a park in Japan, playing Pokemon Go, next to a woman I'm in love with, I would have laughed my ass off about every bit of that.

24.02.2026 08:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's great living in the dumbest Nazi country to ever exist.

19.02.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably because Leon Muck is a racist.

19.02.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, don't let the hypocrisy distract from the incompetence!

19.02.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minor first world gripe incoming:
I can't use Pandora in Japan, and that's the only music app I use that isn't the songs stored on my phone, which are not nearly enough or the right ones all the time.

19.02.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am decidedly not patient, have trouble following rules, and rarely keep my thoughts and feelings under wraps, so it's a massive challenge for me to be in a situation where all three are required. But this is one of those instances where it's absolutely worth it.

18.02.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's weird currently visiting a country whose right wing government would be considered "leftist communist antifa anarchist scum" by Murican rwhite wingers.

12.02.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got up way too early to make it to my daughter's state bowling championship, which is an incredibly white event. I'm pretty sure my daughter and I are the only people wearing masks, as well.

09.02.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Useth racism and bigotry to distracteth thine people from thine crimes."- Republicanus 2:5

08.02.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In another example of petty bullshit by the Taco Regime, the State Department is going to delete every post on Twitter that was put up before they returned to power.

07.02.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

18 years ago, I became a dad, still the best moment of my life, and I'm so proud of the person she's become.

06.02.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0