going to your coworker's kid's soccer game is a level of nice that's almost clinically insane
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going to your coworker's kid's soccer game is a level of nice that's almost clinically insane
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
Happy 6th anniversary to the time Sarah Palin sang Baby Got Back on the Masked Singer and then the show changed to Trump's address to the nation about COVID.
That “Editorial Board” fellow is not a serious person.
Gay of hormuz
Climate Antagonists playing the long game, all according to plan
“I don’t mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, but I think I’m quite close to bursting into maniacal laughter and imagining your nose is really a German sausage.”
“I don’t mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, but I think I’m quite close to bursting into maniacal laughter and imagining your nose is really a German sausage.”
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
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1. Major news out of San Jose State University.
The University has REJECTED Trump's demands to ban trans people from bathrooms, dorms, and other facilities.
This comes after Trump threatened them for once having a trans student athlete.
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Guys I hate to say this but the war that doesn’t make sense that happened for no reason isn’t going perfectly
Happy International Women's Day 💖
CHRIS WARE’S DOROHEDORO
Oh yeah, you loved AI before everyone else? Name three of the people it’s killed.
Been really wild to watch Rolling Stone make a very obvious shift in editorial direction over the past few months. (And laying off most of the talented people who had been working there.)
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."
what the fuck are we doing
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This made me realize that my first phpBB forum account is almost able to drink
The german peasant’s rebellion
It is 2026 and we are not fucking doing this anymore. EIGHT WOMEN came forward and told stories of Franken GROPING AND FORCIBLY KISSING THEM. The man was a sexual abuser. He did not and does not belong in congress. Fucking period. End of conversation.
A robotic delivery cart appears indefinitely flummoxed by a bus stop pole on the streets of Chicago
The Very Stoppable Force vs the Immovable Object
Oh shit, this person is so cool
Roses are red
Tulips are bright
seen it on ytmnd sibling
Too bad there's no opposition party that could relentlessly press the case against war.
“Yeah, fuck ICE” - Jeremy Sochan, allegedly
How to win in November
