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The old rule applies: you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

No thanks.

He’s like an evil genius, except for the genius part.

Every time I see a picture of him, I hear the “Police Squad!” Theme.

I don’t.

Wow. You guys have fallen off the cliff.

Why is she still employed there? She is neither insightful nor amusing.

Whenever I hear "Our Homeland," I think"Mein Fuehrer. "

The New Yorker profiles are so often of people you don't really need to know about (Bondi, Abbott, Weiss, Tucker Carlson, Gavin Newsom etc.) because you already know they're horrible.

I made a hard stop at the Charlie Kirk mention.

The Man Who Ran.

She does indeed have that Real Housewife vibe. Though Andy would have fired her long since.

And don't forget Margaret Hamilton's Star Spangled Banner.

One of my favorites as well.

Sad that my home state of Vermont isn't listed, but I guess there's an embarrassment of riches.

Andy Ogles is a great name for a 70s porn producer.

So, it's only when priests are stopped that he wakes up and realizes what's going on in the larger population? Does he pay attention to his parishioners or...

Karol G! She’s awesome!

He also wrote for National Geographic.

Not the "I am Spartacus" moment they might think it is.

For some reason, he is not bursting into flames.

Of course his name is Chad.

Yeah, it was pretty obvious to me as well.

Watch out here you come.

She was just average looking until she got her weird Maralago-ish makeover. The exaggerated makeup and the permanently unwashed-looking hair scream somebody who thinks she looks like she’s 20.

Pretty?

So, if CBS News is failing, the obvious solution is to bring on board more of the kind of stuff that's been making it fail. Such brilliant "heterodoxy."

Ralph Nickleby and Seth Pecksniff at the head of the line.

Ugh. Ferguson is the worst.

Definitely will want to see this. Conveniently, I live in Vermont!