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@tapewormlobotomy

MDNI. i am a bit nsfw at times yes 22. he/him. alternative. Naruto fanatic. certified Kakashiholic. inactive for a bit

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im getting drunk tn so we can arrange smth.. i know hunters but they only have shotguns

06.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i want to do this but only while shitfaced drunk and around other shitfaced drunk, highly opinionated people. we all have guns but there's only one bullet (its in mine)

06.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is that not a rock

06.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why are you throwing pebbles at people

06.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

but you still enjoy my presence as long as there is a 60ft distance involved? πŸ₯Ί

06.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think i'd be capable of homicide if someone embarrassed me enough. second degree murder, manslaughter if i get a good lawyer

06.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this isnt a joke post by the way. i really wish i was him.

06.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god. i really wish i was Gimli, son of GlΓ³in

06.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i havent watched bleach in years so i dont think i have that

06.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this but give her the axe she was originally supposed to have

06.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ea-nasir, the great copper merchant

06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

too many oomfs have changed layouts. im back to pretending i know who's who

06.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

now i know why religions were made

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky devs’ relationship with the userbase feels like homophobic show creators’ relationship with their gay tumblr fanbase

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

and she would be proud of you πŸ₯Ί

i relate to obito because ive also been crushed by a rock and groomed by a god

06.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

h.m yes maybe sleep

06.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i used to watch amvs about hinata and that fucking pain scene always broke me

06.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why is everything blurry

06.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

you know.. we could join forces and create something very disturbing to our oomfs. they're far too comfortable, far too.. safe rn

06.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why do you hate me and want me to get hit by a truck :<

06.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

following you for this great wisdom. thank you for being worse

06.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bite the dick off for the greatest cheese pull of all time

06.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i think i deserve to die

06.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

to make dick cheese you ask the average man to pull down his pants

06.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes i wonder how Hidan like.. managed being a child. can you imagine kid Hidan.. can you imagine having to deal with him as your child, as your student? you'd go bald from stress

05.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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had to make a meme to show how i feel

05.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

kishimoto is so bad at writing women that he created one of the most well-known yaoi ships out there πŸ’” accidentally

05.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay one last naruto post

the reason why so many naruto bros love hinata is because she is docile. abuse and very, very high expectations made her incredibly quiet and insecure. they love her because she would never stand up for herself.

you want a victim to further victimize πŸ‘ now die

05.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i need to stop naruto posting.. most of my oomfs dont even know what im talking about. i must look like elon on ket

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

naruto bros will excuse everything naruto does but the moment sakura breathes wrong, they invent new slurs

05.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0