ha ha ha ha!! jack my swag!!
27.02.2026 22:49
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ha ha ha ha!! jack my swag!!
People Think I’m 30. My 3 Secret Soups
today has been lowkey kind of awful, but at least I got to eat a bowl of delicious soup for lunch
sub macadamia nuts for hazelnuts, obvi
a 120-oz Fox Treat concrete from Ted Drewes would heal me rn
the jai ho-ification of pop
who up mongolian they beef
seems like you’re the one doing the heavy lifting to conflate pedophilia with Judaism but that’s just me
soup makings are now
send vid
throwing yourself down three flights of stairs to get sent home from the office early can be so healing
if they didn’t want me commenting on their shitty music and uncomfortable dancing and overall rotted vibes they wouldn’t pay a premium to have their content shoved down my throat despite blocking their accounts
the Boy Throb uggo with the greasy hair looks like this to me btw
I remember third hole…
kaboom!! kablow!! kaboom!!
I need a prescription strength pizza after the day I’ve had
EXACTLYYY
drinking is fun but let’s maybe put down the bottle if it’s causing irreversible epigenetic damage
sometimes these gay bars post pictures and 95% of the clientele photographed looks like they gave themselves type 2 fetal alcohol syndrome
honey he’s a faggot
peace and humptiness forever!!
currently reading
upgraded to a color kindle this week and I am not the same person I was
if Jessica Wild ever sold Gringa Puerca merch, I’d buy one in every color
this morning nearly killed me btw
your body is the blimp you’re fighting
a lot about Ginger Minj makes sense when you remember her highest level of education is Florida high school
this year I want to start a lil book club but instead of everybody reading the same book (which is still totally allowed) we all meet up once a month to talk about what we've been reading and eat pizza
it is :(
need Taco Bell. medically.