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Thomas Parrott

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Former tie-in author, cat enthusiast, and all around lover of storytelling and games of many kinds. Always a work in progress, always trying to be better than yesterday. Living with MDD & BPD. He/him Profile pic by @juanochoa.bsky.social

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Goin gray, like the best of us :D

11.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How old is he? He's got white whiskers. Kitiara didn't get those until she was about 10.

11.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Person: send me a selfie!

Me lying in the dark on my bed, with Kit literally sitting on my throat: uh haha

10.03.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The caterpillar is saying "who are you?"

10.03.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shit duck man brought friends

09.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I played my own small part in the war machine when I was young and stupid, and I have regretted it ever since. But I don't know how to make it stop.

I could die trying, sure. That's easy. But I wouldn't even make a ripple. Nobody would care. Nothing would change.

08.03.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so tired of being steeped in blood by virtue of my citizenship. I am tired of being stained by this evil. So disgusted by the callous, cruel self-interest of my countrymen. So ashamed that the only way to get most to care even a little is to phrase it in gas prices.

08.03.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait what happened to the duck guy

08.03.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fah! Lucky guess

08.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, the small one was actually me

08.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Much better than time spent baking, tbh ๐Ÿ˜ค

07.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New one page RPG just hit

07.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is time for Iran to rise up and seize their freedom, by which I mean let us select their new leader and install a puppet government and become a client state

07.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A menu of items that will be available for the Artemis II crew to eat. Showing beverage options and meal choices and including notes like hot sauce availability and dessert types.

A menu of items that will be available for the Artemis II crew to eat. Showing beverage options and meal choices and including notes like hot sauce availability and dessert types.

I missed this the first time it made the rounds, so I thought I'd share it because it put a smile on my face. This is a breakdown of the food and beverage choices that will be available to the Artemis II crew on their trip around the Moon.

06.03.2026 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you have the wrong Thomas Parrott clearly

but very well, carry on

Miscreant

06.03.2026 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@tshae.bsky.social why would you reskeet this you miscreant

06.03.2026 08:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hi my name is Tom and I endlessly over research my projects because it means I never have to start writing them because then I don't fail, but then I feel bad about it anyway so I'm not actually saving myself any heartache

06.03.2026 07:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly surprised you didn't do a Long Furby for the horror vibe

06.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to use WotC products as a gauge for anything, but that's me.

06.03.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Light relative to what" is always my question. Is it a one page RPG? A pamphlet? Lighter than GURPS?

06.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quite simply the handsomest lad. Happy birthday, Cat Bane!

05.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"polls show popularity of Trump's Iran war surging with Americans"

It took them a minute to remember that we have always been at war with Eastasia, that's all. To rewrite their internal histories to where he didn't campaign on no more wars.

I'm tired.

05.03.2026 07:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Little known fact, Carrie Harris was one of AM's prisoners

04.03.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How are you so fancy, that's all I want to know

04.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, and from Mars the sun is bluish from an opposite effect: the dust in the Martian atmosphere scatters red wavelengths. Meaning Martian sunsets are also distinctly blue. Our rovers have captured pictures of it.

01.03.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know why I'm doing trivia lately. But it makes me feel better and I've been depressed, so forgive me.

01.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fact, it's the same thing that makes the sky blue -- Rayleigh scattering. The blue and violent wavelengths get scattered, leaving the yellows and reds to reach out eyes!

01.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you know our sun isn't actually yellow? It releases light across the spectrum and is this pretty much pure white from space (peaking in the green actually!).

The only reason it appears yellow to us is because it's being filtered through Earth's atmosphere.

01.03.2026 11:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Storp

01.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, yeah. No. There's not always a good guy in every fight. Mores the pity.

28.02.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0