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Michael McClung

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Writer. Educated prole. Immaculate potato.

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a man says " the math seems to check out " ALT: a man says " the math seems to check out "
13.03.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I want to show you this painting today.

Ford, 1901
Ukrainian artist Mykola Pymonenko

12.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 403 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is the kind of news I'm here for today:

"It shouldn't be allowed to ride on the coat tails of the finest pudding in the world" - a searing indictment in this two part piece on the Sticky Toffee Pudding Pizza.

I love you @stpguy3.bsky.social,you are my new hero. Journalism at its finest.

13.03.2026 06:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goddammit

12.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4803 ๐Ÿ” 1432 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
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I HAVE FINISHED A BOOK (PLEASE CLAP)

12.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gah my mistake!

12.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Charlie is very sneaky.

12.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 11118 ๐Ÿ” 2824 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 442 ๐Ÿ“Œ 890
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11.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I use Gemini when I'm bored โ€” and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

11.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 6004 ๐Ÿ” 1055 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 129

Boris

11.03.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hi Luke.

11.03.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morning friends

11.03.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a baby is making a funny face while looking at the camera . ALT: a baby is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
10.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morning all. Keep your head on a swivel.

10.03.2026 08:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a stick figure with a face and a finger pointing up . ALT: a stick figure with a face and a finger pointing up .
10.03.2026 07:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an elderly man wearing glasses and a maroon sweater is smiling and saying eh . ALT: an elderly man wearing glasses and a maroon sweater is smiling and saying eh .
07.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. On my spine ffs

07.03.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strawberry bone spur

07.03.2026 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` sadly , no '' next to her . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` sadly , no '' next to her .
05.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One night I crossed the Uwharrie river seven times, carrying (among other things) a mortar bipod and a live chicken.

05.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How I arrived on bluesky

05.03.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least throw some taco seasoning in there jesus christ

03.03.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0