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I've been a Game Designer for 18 years! Also I self-published a fantasy novel, write MHA fanfiction, cosplay, and make bat plushies! https://wertle.carrd.co/

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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this ๐Ÿ˜‰

06.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2602 ๐Ÿ” 659 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

i will now stop trying to convince anyone that Godot Engine has been battle tested.

(that concurrent players number is insane!!) #godotengine

06.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 159 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hockey goalie problems: Don't tell your friends who are in kink communities that you're subbing in net for two teams in one night.

Or maybe do. I don't know what expectations you want to set. I'm not your boss.

06.03.2026 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Quick and rushed Figment fanart.

Top text reads "Happy 43 Years"

Artist signed "Imagination Station Art 2026"

Quick and rushed Figment fanart. Top text reads "Happy 43 Years" Artist signed "Imagination Station Art 2026"

Happy 43 Years To Figment! Here's to 43 more (at least) with a New Ride at EPCOT! Have a quick rushed doodle of the Lil Guy! #fanart #Figment

06.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A big brown tabby stretched out on his side on a blanket window perch with a paw dangling over the edge.

A big brown tabby stretched out on his side on a blanket window perch with a paw dangling over the edge.

Brown tabby sitting in loaf mode, looking at the camera

Brown tabby sitting in loaf mode, looking at the camera

Happy 19th birthday to my sweet old man, Mr. Davis. Still as handsome as ever!

04.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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looking at the GDC talks for this year and this kinda sums it up, huh

04.03.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1153 ๐Ÿ” 213 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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our cat is constantly whining for box rides so we got him a wagon

03.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 505 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Whenever someone says they're doing something for "no particular reason" I can never tell if they just earnestly want to satisfy their curiosity, or if it is a sly hint that they're up to something nefarious.

02.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most people don't know that the Q in LGBTQ stands for Ultraman

02.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheesh. As a freshly looking for work game dev, one of my most IMMEDIATE sources of anxiety is โ€œwhich 1000 hour genre that I love but am a few years out of date on / unfamiliar with the endgame of do I need to most rapidly skill up in for the purpose of interviewsโ€

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02.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a comic. panel 1: spatzle, a duckling, peeks through a doorway. โ€œAre you crying?โ€ she says. panels 2-4: her mother, sitting mostly shrouded in darkness, wipes her eyes and says, โ€œyes.โ€ panel 5: Spรคtzle approaches her. She is tiny while her mother looms large, huddled in the darkened corner. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong,โ€ Spรคtzle asks. Her mother says, โ€œeverything.โ€

a comic. panel 1: spatzle, a duckling, peeks through a doorway. โ€œAre you crying?โ€ she says. panels 2-4: her mother, sitting mostly shrouded in darkness, wipes her eyes and says, โ€œyes.โ€ panel 5: Spรคtzle approaches her. She is tiny while her mother looms large, huddled in the darkened corner. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong,โ€ Spรคtzle asks. Her mother says, โ€œeverything.โ€

a comic. panel 1: Spรคtzleโ€™s mother says from the shadows, โ€œI wish I never met your father.โ€ panel 2: โ€œI wish I never left my parents.โ€ panel 3: โ€œI wish I never came to america.โ€ panel 4: Spรคtzle site on the floor by her feet. โ€œIโ€™m happy you did those things. If you didnโ€™t, I wouldnโ€™t be here.โ€ panel 6: from the darkness, Spรคtzleโ€™s mother says, โ€œgo to bed.โ€

a comic. panel 1: Spรคtzleโ€™s mother says from the shadows, โ€œI wish I never met your father.โ€ panel 2: โ€œI wish I never left my parents.โ€ panel 3: โ€œI wish I never came to america.โ€ panel 4: Spรคtzle site on the floor by her feet. โ€œIโ€™m happy you did those things. If you didnโ€™t, I wouldnโ€™t be here.โ€ panel 6: from the darkness, Spรคtzleโ€™s mother says, โ€œgo to bed.โ€

a comic. panel 1: Spรคtzle and Fanlee sit together. Fanlee is reading and Spรคtzle appears to have been drawing, but sheโ€™s distracted. panel 2: Spรคtzle says, โ€œhey real quick can you tell me you like having me aroundโ€

a comic. panel 1: Spรคtzle and Fanlee sit together. Fanlee is reading and Spรคtzle appears to have been drawing, but sheโ€™s distracted. panel 2: Spรคtzle says, โ€œhey real quick can you tell me you like having me aroundโ€

10PM on a Wednesday

17.04.2024 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2058 ๐Ÿ” 447 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
sarah connor terminator movie smoking wearing hospital gown looking tired.

sarah connor terminator movie smoking wearing hospital gown looking tired.

sarah conner in terminator movie wearing a gown talking to a doctor in a psych eval. her arms are crossed, he's seated, around them are clean clinical white hospital looking setting.

sarah conner in terminator movie wearing a gown talking to a doctor in a psych eval. her arms are crossed, he's seated, around them are clean clinical white hospital looking setting.

sarah at night in tank top striking a guard with a long heavy rod.

sarah at night in tank top striking a guard with a long heavy rod.

people trying to tell us to calm down and what's the big deal

01.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"it's a distraction" = "i don't feel personally affected by this". also we're all one medical emergency away from living on the streets if we aren't already there so who the fuck is even needing more 'distractions' at this point. they aren't distracting you they just want to kill everybody

28.02.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 590 ๐Ÿ” 198 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

replacing my bluesky account with this bird toy set up to quote post everything on my feed adding "seems bad" (it actually involves a dozen of these bird toys very carefully timed and placed it's much more impressive than it sounds and quite a sight to behold if I'm being honest)

25.02.2026 07:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the narration. I assume that Democrats in Congress will be issuing some strongly worded letters addressed to no one? Well Democrats not named Schumer at least?

28.02.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 576 ๐Ÿ” 94 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so mad. I'M SO MAD.

28.02.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ONE. THIRD.
and countless lives destroyed because of it.

28.02.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2294 ๐Ÿ” 826 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Hyperion author Dan Simmons dies from stroke at 77 I went into Hyperion blind, decades ago, knowing almost nothing about it. I was never the same.

Really enjoyed his Illium/Olympos books. Alas!

arstechnica.com/culture/2026...

28.02.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A new set of bats up on the shop! Reminder that you can join the mailing list if you want a notification when new bats are added.

wertle.bigcartel.com

26.02.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Africa #toto ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ TikTok video by There I Ruined It

Legitimately love this rendition of Toto's Africa where the lyrics are replaced with every country in Africa.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThs6PRSB/

26.02.2026 06:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, AAA dev here. This is a sucky take and I wish people would stop pitting gamedevs against each other.

24.02.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 569 ๐Ÿ” 80 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I ran a workshop a few years ago on game AI - stealth patrols, pathfinding, race waypoints, alpha beta pruning, state machine behaviors - made clear on our page and promos it has nothing to do with LLMs. some clueless folks still expected chatgpt

new CEO of Microsoft Gaming: same level of clueless

22.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 188 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, remember, if you want to help with the campaign, you can always donate/sign up for info/volunteer at www.kluweoc.com

Itโ€™s going to take all of us to beat back MAGA, but Iโ€™ve never been afraid of hard work.

22.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 479 ๐Ÿ” 75 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"AI has long been part of gaming and will continue to be" is so heckin disingenuous. I've been a game AI engineer for almost 20 years, which has absolutely nothing to do with the current bubble of generative AI that is burning the world to solve no actual problems.

22.02.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 359 ๐Ÿ” 117 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A group of four colorful bat plushies, two large and two small.

A group of four colorful bat plushies, two large and two small.

Speaking of my shop, I just added these four little buddies!

wertle.bigcartel.com

22.02.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mailing List Are you waiting for your perfect bat? Sign up to get notified when new items are added to the shop. Subscribe to Shop Updates * indicates required...

I set up a mailing list for when I update the shop with new bats! (Which I'm about to do soon)

wertle.bigcartel.com/mailing-list

21.02.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tunic, Night in the Woods Publisher Says TikTok Is Creating and Running Racist GenAI Ads for Its Games Without Permission - IGN Publisher Finji says that TikTok has been using generative AI to modify its ads on the platform without permission and pushing those ads to its users without Finji's knowledge, including at least one ...

Every time Iโ€™ve run meta ads for my business itโ€™s been byzantine wackamole to keep genAI features turned off. Theyโ€™ll just randomly turn some feature on to try to โ€œproveโ€ how good it is. This cautionary story from TikTok is exactly why this is a terrible practice.

21.02.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œMake bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.โ€ Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

โ€œMake bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.โ€ Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

20.02.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 10505 ๐Ÿ” 2573 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53 ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

Can't remember which day exactly that you're not supposed to clean your house to retain Lunar New Year's luck, so I haven't cleaned my house for the past week just to be safe.

18.02.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires

18.02.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 8455 ๐Ÿ” 1952 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39