Wait, is that another cat in the bed??
Wait, is that another cat in the bed??
Walmart bought Vizio?!? That’s wild, they have their own in-house electronics brand now I guess
This is my favorite one
I kinda feel this way about the French too. Turns out you can make a lot of beautiful art when you’re living off the profits of colonial oppression!
My cat Diego stood on my boobs so much that my mom started to refer to my chest as “your shelf” lol
Found out my brother has been bragging about me to his coworkers 💕
If Lily Allen ever decides to give up performing she should consider leading a war crimes tribunal
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Omg
I make meatloaf by feel but my trick for making it gluten free is to add some cooked and mashed potato instead of bread. I season it with salt, onions, Worcestershire and ketchup
Evergreen, unfortunately
I’m so sorry to hear this, she was a delight 💔
Hello!
I just remembered that this Sunday is the start of daylight savings
This is art
When my dad told me that his dad had been a pipe fitter during WWII I said (quoting a Monty Python skit) “Drains not good enough for you then?”
I swear we watched this skit together but he just looked at me and I’ve never been able to find it again
PELICAN DELAY IN SANTA BARBARA
I don’t think they underestimated it, they want to bring about the biblical apocalypse and they picked a fight with a government that ALSO wants that so everything is going to plan as far as these monsters are concerned
Some would say this is a fairly significant part of their job!
I can recommend marinading chicken thighs in just olive oil, lemon juice, oregano and a little salt. You’d think you’d miss the garlic but without it the citrus and oregano take center stage, it’s great
It’s my everyday now, I went years wearing stretchy sport bras because I couldn’t face bra shopping and then finally did the “try them all on” thing and this was the winner for me.
This is the most dowdy but also most comfy bra I’ve ever owned, it comes in all the sizes and amazingly has no underwire but is still supportive: www.nordstrom.com/s/glamorise-...
I still remember the original ads when they introduced it because they played the ads constantly during the 1992 Olympics
2 pounds
2 days
$2.90
Adjusted for inflation that would be $6.65, but the flat rate envelope costs $11.95 now and no guarantees on time
And it’s almost four times as much for the next level of service, which guarantees 1-2 days
Basically it’s the same as ground now I guess?!?
When it was rolled out it was two days. More recently it’s 2-3 days, but also they won’t guarantee it anymore so if it’s more than that oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I dropped off a priority mail package at 2:00 last Wednesday and it was delivered today at 11. Amongst all the things to be mad about right now this seems so petty but the erosion of our beloved USPS still gets to me. It was only going from CA to AZ!
I refuse to fix this typo no matter how embarrassing
But your OUR kind of deranged
Someone’s been waiting to use that headline for a while, lmao
Lmao