Hazel

Started a new office job today and holy moly I was in retail for far too long…. I get home and i don’t feel like death???? I actually feel like I can do things again????? Not looking forward to my next retail shifts after seeing the light…..

Fuck you *turns you into a lego smart brick*

Im really hopingggg

I would give him my life savings if he asked politely

I do hope that with Pokemon's longer dev time, we start seeing new gen mons showing up early as a sneak peak like we did for gens 2-6. It was one of my favourite parts of the lead up to a generation and I missed it with us getting new pokemon yearly from games/DLC

NOT ME ANYMORE BITCHES, THE DOCTORS SAID THEYVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LIKE ME BEFORE, IM SO STRONG THEY’RE BEGGING ME TO GET CANCER IN MY COLON SO THEY CAN PUT ME UNDER AND STEAL MY KIDNEYS

say it ain't so.....

wait where did they reveal their abilities??

Still can't believe it's been two years since they revealed pokemon Z-A.......... I loved that evening so much......

THEYRE GONNA ANNOUNCE POKEMON Z FINALLYYYYY

I could beat her in melee

Guess who's having a colonoscopy on her birthdayyyyyyyyyy

mommy, puppy's gonna be honest, she's rawdogging the last 48 hours on 6 hours of sleep and she wants a treat

i think i should be allowed to pin scalpers down at work, rip the flesh off their bones, and drink their blood.

Aug 23, 2023 meteorherd this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔 everybody, in a chain repeating until this day: date her mom. meridia-nunda specifically: return my beacon to mount kikreath. the chain begins again: date her mom

this post will be circulating long after i die

date her mom

she looks so good I could lose in a battle to her.......

Unfortunately i do not care for magic much, but it’s fun to socialise with friends 💔

I WON MY FIRST GAME OF MAGIC AFTER STUPID BULLSHIT BY EVERYONE!!! SQUIRREL ARMY GO!!!!!!

Fanart of Ash Fire Emblem getting ready for bed. She wears a light pink nightdress and a blue eyemask on her head as she braids her hair

a little ash for ash day!! she's getting ready for bed zzzz 🐮🌙✨ #feh

everyone please be nice to retail workers and not yell at them because you think you know what consumer law is but you're actually a stupid fucking idiot that should listen to the retail worker because maybe, just maybe, they've been trained in this and know more than you do. PLease please be nice

someone has to take skynews and aging away from my dad

2026 is the year of lobster girls

SAW A GUY WEARING A GROK BRANDED BACKPACK LMAOOO

You only like food because it’s yummy slop. Real food enjoyers like me will eat anything even if it fell on the floor

She’s gay and stupid and Ilove her

Sorry Josie would you prefer i went in your wheelchair instead?

Peeing in the secret work toilets while listening to one of the asian kitchens chef blast chinese music as he sings along with so much soul and joy. The world is good actually

To celebrate the new year and relaunch of my socials I'm holding an art giveaway!
To enter you just need to follow and repost this post... follow on Twitch for an extra chance. Will go until the end of 8th Feb, so this Sunday AEDT 🫶 Thanks for supporting me!

Iron lung is sooooo good

Jacinthe and Lebanne #PokemonLegendsZA