🍕- dilly

Am I crying? No, must me the Drizzle-induced rain.

This will be me until it releases on Switch.

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

Lately I’m seeing from a lot of US American liberals the narrative and praise for Germany for having processed their history and learned from it.

Germany didn’t!
Stop that narrative!
If you wanna get your shit sorted don’t look to Germany

New keyword: BauchW.

You play a card and get BauchW. That's it.

No matter where you are, they’re using the same playbook

If I reshare something that’s AI. Tell me. I’m correctable. I won’t crash out on you.

Pokemon Wooosh

祝！
#ポケモン30周年 #PokemonDay

3 doodles of a tiny squirrel creature

squidgel

They did everything right with the fire starter.* #PokemonDirect

*I like the others too, don't worry.

Long day at school, but getting to walk home in a warm-ish temperature and sunshine genuinely made me feel better.

This guy gets it.

Nooo, Upload. :(

So OpenAI had the ability to potentially have stopped one of the worst mass shootings in my country in YEARS, they were warned BY THEIR OWN STAFF, and chose to do NOTHING to save face for their misinformation snake-oil machine. Genuinely. Fucking. Ghoulish.

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

Desscaras

Bad at flirting Please be blunt Also, queer as heck

WHERE WAS THIS THIRTY YEARS AGO

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Fair, but Pokemon feels more like a card game. PvP, to me, is often characterized by having to make split decisions in real time (against real people). Pokemon can be stressful too, but has more breathing room.

Oh, lmao, I totally forgot LoL. Yeah, I guess that's PvP too, huh? I guess I'm healing. <3

(HS too, but PvP in card games is not the same, imo)

First time it snows: :D
Second time: :)
Third time :|
Now: :/

Folf on X: "Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses... which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false" / X Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses... which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false

"Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses...

which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false"

The least a Steam festival has ever been for me. :'D

I have such a small space for pvp in my heart, only Overwatch ever truly managed to make itself at home there.

Scene takes place within a Takoyaki shall brightly light and warm red and orange colors. Octillery is the chef preparing takoyaki balls for the customers. Customers sitting are Tangrowth and Tangela. Tangrowth is about to enjoy their vegie ramen bowl but is distracted with a plate of Tatsugiris staring at them. Tangela wraps their vines holding up their Miso bowl with a shiny Tatsugiri bathing in their meal.

🐙🍣🍜🌱🥢

Lemon cake with lemon drizzle

Made lemon cake with lemon drizzle for the teacher‘s lounge.

I didn’t have access to WiFi on the plane and got more work done in three hours than I ever have in my entire life. I will learn nothing from this.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Bonus: they are here to inform you that they are upgrading the internet cables in this neighbourhood and ask if you could kindly “check the numbers“ on “the back of your router“ so they can check if it will still be compatible once the switch happens.