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Thankfully I’m arriving in Victoria 😇

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Yes but consider that it makes sense for the 10th circle of hell to be godless, confusing and forsaken

Leeds railway station having a Platform 0 is an affront to all things godly and normal

Jsut fully burst into tears on the train after finding out it was delayed. I’ve had the loveliest weekend playing rugby, but I’m so tired and everything hurts it jsut set me off in this big release.

Going to have to kill myself for being so publicly human

Enya on the restaurant speakers at breakfast

Elayne did well to escape her walking around palaces simultator

I have so much other things to read I don’t think I’ll have time (I also can’t be arsed with CoT or KoD again for at least a decade

I will say though, I’ve never been jumped as hard before by a book as when there was randomly a 221 page long chapter for The Last Battle. Should not have started that at 2345 last night

I finished reading Wheel of Time. What the fuck do I do with my life now?

Then again when that Icelandic volcano went off ages ago I got stuck in Antigua with my family for almost a month so maybe I can’t complain

Parents’ original flight back from Maldives was via Oman, so they’ve had to cancel it. Flight today was overbooked and now they can’t leave until Saturday. I wish these were the sort of problems I had to deal with :)

Jsut missed the tram bc I got stuck behind some dawdling old fuck on the stairs

Ban over 70s from being anywhere in public between 0730-0900 and 1700-1900 I’m being so serious

This temporary accommodation has full size mirrors

That was the intent. Note to self to add stronger guards next time and meaner casters

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Got my shit absolutely rocked whilst DMing this evening 🫨

Iran is doing the world a great cultural service by removing Dubai

ITV2 watchers everywhere found in floods of tears

I am spoken for!

Skinny era is pending but it does loom

big old fruit

Haven’t been to the gym at all this week and I feel fantastic for it

the people of gorton and denton waking up this morning

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

Spoke to the physio and my arms are semi-fucked for a while :)

The plot was not cohesive, it was all over the place with the pacing, no likeable characters at all. I jsut left feeling confused and unsatisfied by the whole affair. The acting itself was great but the whole package was not enjoyable for me

Twas a joke about plugging 🫨

Is that close friends content?

I’m glad Marty Supreme lost all the awards, it was a dreadful film

Gave up bc I felt like my arm was going to snap off