Gizmo the Yipster

been like that for me as well, but mostly because my family has gaslit my doctor into thinking i'm being melodramatic

either i have multiple small problems that all just be happening at once for some reason, or my whole body is shutting the fuck down

oh, what's this? a potential issue on my SSD? cool, that means my computer can go dead at any moment when i have no way to replace it!

YIPYIPYIPYIPYIP

kobold-approved

i have such a soft spot for mary janes

"I wish I had a gentle-hearted husband who loved my hair ribbons as much as I do"

said no woman in the history of the universe

yip by me

i plan to become a statistic once i have no way to continue on

a green cartoon character is holding a basketball and wearing a hat with the letter z on it ALT: a green cartoon character is holding a basketball and wearing a hat with the letter z on it

i read that in his voice

apparently my ability to quarter-spin a curveball (1/4 spin on a pokeball in Pokemon Go as opposed to 1 or more full spins) is "super impressive"

what i mean by "plague" is these channels are infesting search results. no matter what it is, these channels will pop up and begin to dominate the search. the videos are very low quality, many of them utilizing AI content, and the "stories", if you can call them that, are very bare-bones.

i've hidden the usual stuff in addons but for some reason these channels are immune to being hidden

youtube has a brand new channel plague

BBC

Big
Black
Ckobold

i hate the fact that i've heard AI generated music that genuinely sounds good.

but it's still AI generated and must be destroyed

living alone means there's nobody to complain when i walk to the fridge and take a big bite out of the cheese

"let's completely undermine the freedom we promoted because we decided that money and corporate support are worth more than user integrity!"

-substar, probably

you can't call yourself a fan of something if you only look at the bad and ignore anything positive about it.

BRING ME PICTURES OF KOBOLDMAN

i have a robot kobold character for futuristic themed d&d. he's a lot like Clank from Ratchet and Clank in that he can become a little backpack buddy.

my dnd group has a running joke of kobolds and backpacks

*rolls on*

cars 2. it's my favorite pixar film.

slightly [1cm] smaller kobold

*headpats*

FINALLY

a kobold named Go🅱️🅱️ler.

the 🅱️ is pronounced like 🅿️ which is pronounced like 🅾️ which is pronounced like the letter B

koboldmaxxing

:} *offers chicken nugget*

when you can't drive because of a headache so you order doordash

"Your dasher has 5 other stops ahead of you"

food arrives cold and smells like smoke

take a bite, food is tainted and inedible

doordash basically says "get fucked lmao"

$30 down the fucking drain

GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS, HUH??