Madison

Imagine hating me when I’m staying up late watching Jeopardy! Clips shouting my answers at the screen when no one buzzes in

Saw my MIL for the first time in a few months and she goes “I have some questions about the Super Bowl” and I said “is it about the halftime show?” And she said “yes it is” and then we talked about black representation in America for 10 minutes

Nighttime snuggles. He loves her I promise, but he also woke up at 3am and he’s too tired for her shenanigans

It’s officially gotten to the point where I have to look up if my favorite teeth have been ruined by veneers.
Steve Howey’s teeth are still perfectly imperfect, thank god.
Down with the damn veneers.

Got my nails done today.
The nails and my husbands reaction.
You already know I got that pony tail on my wrist tonight.

Lent a book to someone last week and before I could even lay the law down they said “don’t worry, I won’t dog ear the pages”
Glad to know I’ve got a reputation around here
#booksky

Update: I did!!!!
#crochet

Wig

Ugh fine!!! At the request of absolutely no one, I’ll read Morning Glory Milking Farm!!! Jeez!!! If it’ll get yall off my back!!!
#booksky

Red, White, and Blueland is actually making me cackle
GREENLAND ISN’T FOR SALE FUCK FACE

I love getting #reddit notifications because sometimes it’s like “books written by black authors” and others it’s like “my mother kept my foreskin and framed it so I could bring it to my college dorm”

Vance and Musk suggesting the dismantling of the separation of powers is not at all a surprise (cause we literally told yall) but scary as fuck and unconstitutional
I just want this to be over

Let’s play a game called: Can I Finish This Project in Time for it to Still Be Relevant?
#crochet #crafts

“Trump is acting like a king because he’s too weak to govern like a president.”
THAT PART!!!! @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social as always hit the nail on the head.

Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”

I did not know nearly enough, it seems.
#booksky

Opened up a small pack of sour patch kids and got NO green.
Small victories bring about big happy

My husband filling up the humidifier for me is the greatest foreplay

I need it to be April cause if I have to fill this damn humidifier up one more time

Po and Olive (guess who is who) want you to know that they’re proud of you and know that you’re doing your best
#petsky

This is so nice😭 I love you sm🥹🩷

“You want me to go swimming?” He says.
Actually, no, I want you to drown in the Potomac.

Michigan priest defrocked after making apparent Nazi salute at anti-abortion summit Calvin Robinson said he made gesture as ‘a joke’ to mock those who denounced Elon Musk’s similar salute

Good. Fuck that Nazi motherfucker.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

It’s a shame I don’t have more followers on #bluesky because I am, unarguably, fucking hilarious

I alternatively hate when it’s playing a radio based on “songs I might like” and it plays the same 8 songs over and over again. Like damn bitch give me some new stuff.

I hate it when I’m listening to a radio on #spotify based on “songs I might like” and then a song pops up that I end up liking. Like damn bitch I guess the algorithm does in fact work.

Currently reading Men Who Hate Women because I want to learn something, but I fear I already know too much on the subject #booksky