Brantley V. Boucher

Gotta be prepared, those evil ninjas could be anywhere.

‘It’s done wonders’: trading card game featuring middle-aged men revives Japanese town Ojisan trading cards bear the faces of real people – local men whose competing professional qualities determine the outcome of each game

I cost 200 mana points to summon, but on your next turn I conjure a pack of small, highly annoying dogs that do 1d6 damage each and cannot be targeted.

A still image of the infamous dream sequence from Terminator 2: Judgement Day with the caption "Not a cellphone in sight, just ppl living in the moment."

A picture of Papa Emeritus from the band Ghost performing in full costume, appearing as a dark version of a priest giving a sermon. A caption reads, "Hear me out, the new pope".

I'd vote for him.

I've got a feeling she'll win her day in court, but the fact that those feckless choads would even try it is a bad sign.

A wizard with a long grey beard pointing a glowing want at the viewer. The words "I cast awareness of time wasted on the phone" are superimposed at the top and bottom.

Critical hit.

The revolution will be shitposted

Beaker from the Muppet show, standing in front of a red curtain while screaming and brandishing a chainsaw.

Today was just kinda like:

Oh, they aren't serious, but plenty of their supporters will be.

The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity

A person stands by the shore, surrounded by seagulls, with bread and buns attached to his body. Meme text reads "Fill your life with experiences, not things."

A mountain meadow, with flowers and a small stream. A mountain and partly cloudy sky in the background. The words "the urge to go feral is undeniable" are superimposed over it.

It's the kind of freedom we all really want.

A picture of several microphones and sound equipment on a desk and meme text that reads "what we really need is a 2000% tariff on podcasts."

Anytime someone says "So I heard on this podcast that..." I immediately stop listening.

Those two are a terrible choice for the face of a movement, why would you choose two sickly looking individuals who are at risk of being swept away by a strong gust of wind as an example to aspire to?

They've been signaling a willingness for violence from the start. Why else would so many first term anti-trump protests be met with "support the 2A" counter-protests?

A note for people with certain philosophical leanings: If the dominant forces in the economy are able to dictate your choices this way, you're no freer than if the government was doing it.

"Someone's chained up outside being perforated!" - Dude in my cabin at summer camp one year.

😳

An Alarming Number of Gen Z AI Users Think It's Conscious The majority of young people use AI, and they try to be polite when interacting with chatbots like ChatGPT, but some might have too much of an attachment to it, according to a new study.

Crying, shaking, and vomiting as I rock back and forth repeating "don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse" like an insanity mantra.

A painting of a woman lying in bed with a listless expression and the caption "When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep."

I said what I said. My condolences for that lady's dead wall-husband though. That's gotta be rough watching your spouse go out like that. 🙏

After posting "Don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse", I was reminded about the old "humans will pack bond with anything" thread.

We are 100% screwed if Skynet makes Terminators cute and sneaky. Wall-e with a brick of C4 in his stomach could easily end half the population.

The most painful thing about life is how powerless we are to correct the ignorance of the world.

No matter how much I try to educate people, they go on thinking that the Iguanadon is a cool dinosaur. Igaunadon sucks. There are like 50 better dinosaurs, easily, come on.

All I had was a picture of my kid's dog. I suppose that counts.

I am. But I know what you mean.

Don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse.

Fuckin' n00b.

An illustration of a pair of hands wrapping cabbage around someone's leg and foot like a bandage. The caption reads "Did you know? Wrapping your leg in cabbage makes your leg smell like cabbage."

Remember to MAHA, folks.

Cuban Pete YouTube video by Plykshow

Chick-chicky boom.

Markwayne Mullin cowering during the Jan 6th riots.

In case anyone needed a reminder.

People catch feelings for their dildos?

Rule #1: If it doesn't have a pulse, don't catch feelings or try to have sex with it.