A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:
1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing
The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
12.03.2026 12:04
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INTEGRITY
28.02.2026 19:29
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Movies like this usually cost $150,000,000.
We made this video for $7 in 2 hours.
Hollywood is dead.
[ATTACHMENT: The worst video you've ever seen in your life.]
26.02.2026 01:46
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More CEOs should just start saying whatever they want.
"Eggo wants to make waffles that read a weather and traffic report before you eat breakfast."
11.02.2026 14:19
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Sorry for eating.
This is rage bait right? They know right?
11.02.2026 03:15
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
10.02.2026 06:10
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
06.02.2026 15:08
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Your move Carney.
05.02.2026 13:36
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jordan peterson criterion closet
02.02.2026 17:11
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letterboxd for youtube videos
01.02.2026 21:18
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Preparing for the Creator Economy Apocalypse (with Chris Gethard)
YouTube video by Vulture
honestly a must listen conversation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2uZ...
31.01.2026 21:40
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Oh. App deleted.
30.01.2026 02:43
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didn't these guys watch fight club?
29.01.2026 14:36
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way dynamic is one needledrop 8 away from taking over the geese crowd
28.01.2026 13:03
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I think it was strategically complex to weed out the low hanging fruit. Trump was drooling by the time he got to "aphorism of Thucydides"
20.01.2026 22:07
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Really? I feel like almost everyone that I know who voted liberal was quick to call out Carney's blunders. Thankful for him today though!
20.01.2026 19:50
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Has a country ever had a civil war and an international war with former allies simultaneously before? If so, how did it work out?
Just asking to ask.
20.01.2026 17:09
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Truly remarkable statement. For as much as I regretted my vote, he's earned it back for navigating these rocky seas with integrity.
20.01.2026 16:41
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Or a much more playful way of saying what I just did...
20.01.2026 16:35
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I voted Carney. He's done a lot I'm disappointed by but this is true leadership through extraordinary times and I'm thankful there isn't someone far worse as Canada's PM right now.
20.01.2026 16:32
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a modest win for humanity.
18.01.2026 16:46
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Emailed.
10.01.2026 20:34
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i'm crushing up and snorting a redpill, if AOC or Mamdani do the criterion closet
31.12.2025 20:23
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E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
by Michael Ward
MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com
MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com
Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com
AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com
One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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Mike F tweet:
Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
30.12.2025 20:37
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can't wait for the ad roll out. brand themed death notes!
28.12.2025 17:53
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Carry-On | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
time for my new christmas classic...
20.12.2025 23:09
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I fucking loathe these smug ass art-hating self-congratulating ghouls & the system that allows them to fail upwards into unfathomable wealth on the backs of 1000s of overworked creative people whose livelihoods get passed around like trading cards every time these dillwads have a stonks circle-jerk.
17.12.2025 21:35
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The wave is scripted though...
16.12.2025 13:39
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Does anyone have a favorite AI slop?
05.12.2025 12:59
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