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Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire FALMOUTH, MA—Near-tragedy turned to joy Monday, as area residents Phillip and Karen Widman and their two children were saved from their burning house on Locust Street by Kevin Lassally, a homosexual m...

reminds me of that one onion theonion.com/area-homosex...

dambit beat me to the joke

"Look at ya, hacker: a hogswaddled varmint of meat and bone, hootin' and hollerin' as you mosey down these here corridors. How y'reckon you going to quick draw on this here perfect, immortal machine?"

thesis: the great man theory of history
antithesis: historical materialism
synthesis: the one disgusting rich creep theory of history

by directing the smaller biped in front of it what to put in

this is who runs this account

it's technically a titlepic but ill allow it. from www.doomworld.com/idgames/leve...

jennifer goverment

i am truely sorry for your lots

damnit!

my new year's resolution is to quit fuckin' swearing

can't wait for the hideous destructor crossover

Shadrach lays on a human. The shadow of the trapped humans cell phone is present bottom right.

NOW ENTER THE FORCE OF YOUR BREAK. YOU HAVE ENTERED 'FEATHER TOUCH' I RECOMMEND 'POWER DRIVE'

TABERNAC

I remember that from....*checks notes* oh god 5 years ago?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgs...

i did this unbeknownst to a friend i was setting it up for and used my name as a bot and later he was like "how'd you join my offline game?!"

don't worry I'm sure he didn't feel it

Going through old files again. Enjoy!

TRUMP: These are some bad folks, ok? They're backtracking into hallways, they're getting the agents one at a time, they're saying you can't surround me on eight squares, and that's what's happening. And they're engraving Elbereth right on the floor and they're being very nasty about it.

finally

where the hell are news writers finding these people

I'm going to steal "rotate PEMDAS in the mind palace" and use that from now on

have i got good news for you

A species of bumblebee, possibly the unfortuneately named "Crotch's bee" clings to the side of a langstroth hive box

(solemnly) You've had mail.

The t-virus well, we've heard from our friends at umbrella it's got results. It's good, what they've put into us. It might seem not good, with the rotting flesh, but that's, they told me that's temporary, it's going down. It's not so bad. You get a little itchy, a little tasty

rita repulsa emerges and has to wait several hours for ten thousand years worth of updates