🩸An Angel of Blood and Piss💛

Dirty martini with garlic cloves for garnish

Crazy how gorguts just did that

I've never had one on any social media, under the logic that being a legal adult will not save you from the cognitohazards I would post :)

I think you should be allowed to do both tbf

Specifically an Acura NSX: bro if you have the money to get one, why wouldn't you just import a jdm Honda NSX?
Landrover: Why?
AMC: you drive a gremlin, I can only think of you as the real life version of Strong Bad from HSR
DMC: back to the future fanboy, may have a cocaine addiction

Daihatsu: be real bro, you just think the fact they have a kei truck named "midget" is funny
Pontiac: middle aged dad, or you larp as Walter white
Lexus: you wanted a luxury car, but with Toyota reliability, honestly reasonable
Acura: bro please let me drive your Integra type r 🥺

Specifically a subaru svx: you first heard of it because you played gran turismo 2 as a child, you think you're better than everyone else for knowing about their existence - you are correct
Lada: you have said some variation of "Stalin did nothing wrong" in the past 3 years

Note to self: ammend Buick to "chill guy, or the least chill guy ever"

Holden: Australian stereotype
Saturn: furry femboy, has spent more on bad dragons than even me, weirdly transphobic
Chrysler: evil soccer mom
Renault: French
Scion: did anyone actually buy one as a result of those grindcore fests they threw 10 years ago?

Tbf that is not mutually exclusive with "chill guy"

Maserati: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lotus: the least annoying of the rich guys
Fiat: all the Ferrari and Lamborghini pretentiousness, none of the wealth
Plymouth: muscle car boomer
Kia: you don't need to go that slow over that speedbump my dude, half your rear bumper is already missing

Mazda: cool dude, fun to be around, but also somehow way too serious
RUF: this has not been a real guy for 20 years now
Studebaker: boomer Hoosier
Lancia: bring back group b
Audi: middle manager, or bring back group b (woman edition)
Merkur: transsexual, read the webcomic "misfile"

Hummer: child molester
Nissan: you've been waiting 25 years to import a skyline, or you are a woman in Japan during 1988-1997
Mitsubishi: still angry at subaru 25 years later
Chrysler: you spend too much on repairs
Dodge: you're a cop

Porche: gay nazi
Vw: gay or a nazi
Ferarri: douchebag
Lamborghini: Low key douchebag
↪️Specifically a murcielago: predatory lesbian
Cadillac: gambling addiction
Chevy: chill guy
↪️specifically a camaro: the military stereotype we've all heard before
Specifically a Honda beat: age regressor

Specifically a prius: stop cutting people off in traffic you stupid fuck
Tesla: child molester
Jaguar: you think you're classy but you're just annoying
Buick: chill guy, or you're a rural carrier for usps
Jeep: we get it you served in the army
Suzuki: gay
Bmw: you killed a man in 1994

What your car says about you:

Subaru: lesbian, vape bro, or both
Honda: smart with finances, or you try to murder people during street races
Toyota: obsessed with reliability, or with early 2000s car anime and movies
Ford: you spend too much on transmission repairs
Mini cooper: child molester

Cis queer allies with pronouns in bio when a real gore and piss faggot walks through the door

Aging equine
With fractured limb
Put out to pasture by,
A 12 gauge kiss

A sharp roar
Overtakes the sky
As the birds
Evacuate the nearby trees

Standing ovation, considered an all time classic

I love my chud bird son unconditionally 😌

Would be a big hit among transsexual gear heads I imagine

I'm amazed no one has printed shirts with the gta San andreas TransFender Body Swap Shop logo on them tbh

To be fair..

Sister (platonic) or sister (romantic)?

"There are no functional methheads"
You are retarded and know nothing about drug users

There's a functional methhead in like every 6 people in the midwest, but some liberal yuppie f*ggot wouldn't know anything about that

If you've never had to do such a massive amount of work that amphetamine usage becomes appealing, then you are a drain on society

Fucked up that zelda's 40th anniversary just passed and nintendo didn't announce a remaster of this classic gem

They really do hate their fans :(

Alien miku is abducting me

Alien miku is gonna cattle mutilate me

anti-semitic conspiracy theories are all a ploy to distract you from how the flat earthers are consolidating and accumulating power in order to establish a new world order, blaming the jews is all a front in order to mislead you from recognizing the real threat the flat earth nwo truly poses

my route to converting as an adult can all be traced back to "i thought the space jew in mass effect was hot when i was 14" /jk