Deaf Deaferson

I guess you can’t be held responsible…..

That’s assuming most men are like him and way too insecure about a woman making more money than them.

In reality it’s the “gold diggers” effect and usually means the men’s dating pool is bigger because the women want the money not the man.

Those who dgaf about money still won’t date the loser.

Maybe you’ve been brainwashed too is great as well. Depending on which lyrics you think you’re listening to.

The sonic vibe of the album is so chill (with a little bit of attitude).

Get what you give is a great song but not the BEST song on that album.

For ME that’s “gotta stay high”

So he has all that and still can’t get a woman to marry him?

Maybe it’s NOT the cars and money they want!!!!

a man is standing in front of a bookshelf in a library looking at a woman . Alt: Paul Rudd (sometime in the last 25 years, we don’t know, he looks exactly the same) standing in front of a bookshelf obviously perplexed and confused letting out a exasperated “HUH” as he appears completely confused out of his mind. As if he cannot comprehend the magnitude of the stupid he just read.

W………….

HAT THE FACK?

Weird, I wake up and make my own breakfast most days, I’ve been married 13 years, been living with my wife for 19 years, sometimes she wakes up before me and makes breakfast, other times I wake up and make my own (and hers if she wants)

Maybe that’s why I’m in a 19 year relationship and he’s not 🤷🏼‍♂️

Is the person who wrote the alt text a Christian romance novelist??

That “revealing a bit of leg” line is absolutely scandalous.

Geriatric Geode

Geriatric Geode.

He just described every single VolCel out there.

(There’s nothing involuntarily about their celibacy)

His face looks like a hive of bees died on it, TF is he talking about??

✨truffle butter✨

💅

Same dude at 60 “why doesn’t anyone wanna husband me up?”

a woman in a strapless dress is sitting in a red chair with cosmopolitan.com written on the bottom Alt: Kate Hudson (star of How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days) in a strapless dress is sitting in a red chair, laughing infectiously with cosmopolitan.com written on the bottom

“How to lose a girl in 3 days”.

If she decides to stay with him, on his next birthday weekend she should take a girls trip somewhere fun and forget to tell him, and also forget to say happy birthday before she leaves.

YOU BETTER PICK US BEFORE WE HAVE TO BUY MOTOR OIL TO HAVE SEX!!

I MEAN IT!!!

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄.

(Translation: I don’t wanna spend thousands of dollars for a robot that I’ll have to pay a monthly subscription to use and will drain me financially until my weewee no longer works)

A) he’s mad because when HE goes out he does things like flirting with other women or even cheating

B)He’s emotionally manipulating her

C) if everyone woman wants him she can tell him to go find one that will treat him the way HE wants to be treated.

D) please stop having kids with men like him

Kudos to the detail of covering Mike Wasowski’s face there *chefs kiss*

My wife has quite the colorful collection of swear phrases and sometimes when she says one of them she gets so freaking hot.

I’d argue it’s pretty f’n attractive to some of us 🤬🫠

I like my socks going up to my thighs.

They call them thigh highs.

Sometimes they get a bit loose so I gotta hold them up with these little belt clip thingies attached to this belt around my waist.

Quite manly I tell ya.

I don’t understand the issue? Clearly he mastered the agility poles in lightning speed.

My wife, who has worked there for 12 years, rolled her eyes so hard I was afraid they would pop out.

🙄

Weird how he called her an attention whore when she only replied ONCE.

Meanwhile he sent 7 messages so I’m guessing HE is seeking attention.

Then again I could be wrong. (I’m not).

“You’re not hot enough to be this confident” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wait…. *overthinks in non confidence*.

There have been captioned videos on this app? Huh, that’s news to me.

Graphically this does NOT look like a Bible study picture. (Closer to sc*t pr0n imagery)

It’s like they don’t even realize how dirty this looks to people.

Either way I got a nice chuckle out of this.

“Out darn stubbornness!!”

a white rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face with its mouth open . Alt: a white rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face with its mouth open .

*stares in confused c baby*

I have adhd and I’m not STUPID enough to do these foolhardy antics.

It’s not adhd it’s DUMBASSERY

Dude found a page of buzzwords and hit every one of them

Misandry
Genocide
Slavery
Sadism

It’s giving “I took one semester of psychology classes I’m an expert” energy.

Sorry I mean ONE WEEK of classes. Wasn’t smart enough and dropped the class.

That PM album put me to sleep quickly

Gelcaps is my favorite album of theirs

Extra strength was kind of their weakest album