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I never said I could multi task
I’m blocked apparently. No idea why.
I am blocked by a person from an old twitter group I used to be active in as well.
Fair enough, seems a shame though.
I get this.
I have not been able to do anything all weekend.
Back at work today and good grief it is a slog.
Hope executive function kicks in soon.
It is almost like giving everything to a handful of massive corporations was a bad idea.
Who could have seen that coming?
There are three things you cannot say a man is bad at:
In bed
Driving
Telling jokes
I have taught two of the three.
There are three things you cannot say a man is bad at:
In bed
Driving
Telling jokes
I have taught two of the three.
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Happy birthday to the dearly missed #RikMayall
There's a little 'blink & you'll miss it' cameo in the latest VIZ out now.
I am tempted to buy a pair now and put them permanently in front of a sign that says "Meta are arseholes."
Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID.
metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...
Oh man, I feel this pain.
A stinking cold when the weather is getting nicer?
Thanks for that.
I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?
It is absolute arseholery.
Esepcially given that there was a public debate and it came down massively against this.
It turns out that “Your Mum” jokes don’t work so well on your own children.
They say that smiling gives you wrinkles.
My bollocks must have been very happy at some point.
Years ago I used to go out with an attractive older woman from Croatia. When we broke up it really upset me.
Until one of my friends told me that you should never cry over Split MILFS.
Has anyone actually done a study into whether shoving Trebor mints up your bum makes them last longer?
I would be willing to give it a try, if the funding was right.
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For our viewers abroad, this is based on the tune from this advert.
We used to sing "Trebor Mints are a minty bit stronger, stick 'em up yer bum and they'll last a bit longer."
You are welcome.
youtu.be/-0AcOgKi8DQ?...
Everything is so sh*t!
Most of us are rightly angry/exhausted/anxious/afraid.
It can feel futile sharing music, art, writing, photography etc.
It can seem pointless telling us about your day, cat, kids, garden, walk, project etc but it’s NOT!
It’s how we hold onto our humanity ❤️ take care all x
The countdown starts now! You have until 6th March to submit your script to this years DNMT New Comedy Writing competition!
We had nothing in for a cuppa, so my Dyslexic flatmate nipped to the shop
And came back with some Milf.
Saw him in Leeds a year or two ago.
A fantastic show, I hope you enjoy it.
This one has split the crowd.
As boards of peace go, this one's got off to a poor start.
