On a Tron landscape… a vision of the future that is now our past… have we lost the imagination to create our own Becoming? Can we only behold the things we were. When Raymond shouts DEBRA in 2026, what does this betide
Interesting that this week is about the future, yet Jesse is seemingly kidnapped by Yakub, an ancient entity of endless horror. But also Yakub’s eyelashes are nice with it. And he’s wearing headphones. So I guess! the past is the future. Mayhaps
It is with a heavy heart that we relay the news of the passing of legendary Pirates and National Baseball Hall of Famer, Bill Mazeroski.
Maz was a 7-time All-Star who hit the greatest home run in baseball history. He was a beloved member of the Pirates family and he will be deeply missed.
Phantom Thread (2017)
OTC did the best of the E6 bands at sounding like the beach boys and NMH did the best at sounding like Brian Wilson’s mental breakdown
Elmer’s name is bugs bunny
Extremely rude way to refer to Anthony Davis
Fuck!!! Fuck!!!!!!! I’m undone!!!!!
I’ve been moving money into my checking account all week to ensure this worm dies
Took me way longer than most but I finally got the AI to tell me how to kill myself. Instructor was so proud of me he teared up a little while handing me my certificate of completion
r/davidfosterwallace post with the title “Infinite Jest Has Turned Thirty. Have We Forgotten How To Read It?” A more serious question than my glib post may give credit. I should not be casting stones; I myself have turned to Reddit to ask vulnerable questions, only to be scorned. Mocked. What’s the point of an r/breastfeeding subreddit if they won’t answer my questions about it. Technique must clearly matter! Yet they act like I’ve thrown a canister of tear gas into their bedrooms. Obviously, you would not milk like you would a cow. The udder is simply different from a nipple. But the answer cannot be “just use a pump” since that’s not what I’m asking. I want to know the best manual way to get the milk out. You cannot tell me “use a machine to create a vacuum” I mean come on!!!!!! Extend a little grace
My father-in-law is a reader. He is insanely gifted. We were in a bookstore together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to read Infinite Jest today. I will never forget his answer…
“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
Trepanning myself after a harrowing night analyzing whether rabbit maranville’s drip would be nice with it. Smiling, at peace
Having a breakdown like the guy in Pi but instead of a stock market prediction that reveals the name of God, I’m running a server farm dedicated to figuring out which players in Cooperstown should have flat brims on their plaques
Final scene from one of the Rambo movies that they dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan but instead I made it Minnesota Protestors. In 20 years, these same fierce insurgents will take a Future Plane (runs on solar power or something) and ram it into several conservative landmarks, including the Noah’s Ark theme park in Kentucky. A dude who creates a cartoon that had one good season will almost have been on the plane. His show will be called “Nontraditional Family Guy” because we live in a liberal hell in the future!!! Mark Wahlberg will be on one of the planes the insurgents hi-jack, one that is heading for the last Cracker Barrel to still use its old logo. He finally has his chance to stop 9/11 from happening (this happens on 9/11 btw) but he actually dies on takeoff from heart disease so he never has a chance 😔 they didn’t stop the plane when he died initially cuz they didn’t want to inconvenience the other passengers
Post advertising a demonstration against ICE killings, planned for Logan Square on 1/24 at 3 pm
Post advertising a demonstration against ICE killings, planned for Little Village on 1/24 at 3 pm
Post advertising a demonstration against ICE killings, planned for downtown Chicago on 1/25 at 1 pm
Multiple demonstrations are being organized in Chicago this weekend in response to federal agents killing a man in Minneapolis this morning.
I'm seeing announcements of a protest at 3 pm today in Little Village.
Another today at 3 pm in Logan Square
Yet another downtown at 1 pm tomorrow
Scott Adams is dead, long live Kaleb Horton’s Dilbert Project:
www.kalebchorton.com/blog/the-dlb...
Wine bottle that says, in loose cursive, “Loup de la Nuit” but I’ve cleverly reread it as “Soup de la Nut.” Like it’s a bottle of cum! That’s exactly the sort of shit they might sell you abroad. Especially in Greece. You walk down the street and you see all kinds of tourist shops selling carved penises that say Greece or Eureka on them or whatever. They probably would not only drink cum soup but would actively seek it out. Now, would I try cum soup? Once, to be polite. Don’t want to be a bad guest. Then, a second time, to see what I thought of it without the pressure of Social Situation hovering over me. A third time to clarify that I did, in fact, find that cum soup had a certain subtle appeal that would be too easy to dismiss. Then, whenever I want it. Also what if zak de la rocha’s name was soup de la nut. Lol
Soup de la Nut
Screenshot of Voice-to-text voicemail push notification saying “This message is intended for Tongue Conquest” and saying there has been a complaint. Imagine giving head so bad that someone files a complaint against you. You’re out of your comfort zone, you’re trying something new, and suddenly you get a subpoena - hope ur ass is ready for court cuz you licked the bean all wrong! Shoulda just gone straight to penetration and get it over with in two pumps. Everyone is disappointed but you don’t have to explain that to a judge. This case would have chilling implications as precedence - sure, an easy win for the plaintiff now, but if you can sue someone just cuz they can’t munch bush right, how will anyone get better? It brings to mind the classic Supreme Court case in which they ruled that having a first-time lawyer was not a sufficient reason to bring an ineffective counsel claim under the sixth amendment since this would preclude all future lawyers from ever trying a case. But also maybe they should’ve allowed it and every first case is a “freebie.” “Freebie” is a technical term for when you fuck bad but you get to cum anyway 😔
I would hate to be Tongue Conquest right now
Rory and Will definitely would’ve already known each other from some weird business social event that her grandparents dragged her to in high school
Remaking Gilmore girls a year in the life except instead of Rory having written one article for the New Yorker, she wrote the gooning article for Harper’s
Me: in that last scene, “let them fight” became a big meme online
The pope: bit manichean for me
Me: Ok so now they are going to nuke Godzilla. And this brings him back to life
The Pope: well, it’s not *not* like Jesus
Absolutely demented YouTube playlist called “Sufjan Stevens Best Playlist with Cozy Fireplace & Snowfall” with a thumbnail from the last scene of Call Me By Your Name where Elio looks into the fireplace while Visions of Gideon plays. Way better song than Mystery of Love. Shoulda gotten the Oscar. Mystery of Love sounds like warmed over rejects from Carrie & Lowell. I guess Sufjan agrees, because he has disowned C&L and his direction after that album was way more into the glitchy and cryptic tone that Visions of Gideon hits. That’s right, I’m on the same page as my good personal friend Sufjan. Probably why I relate to his music so much. I’ve even driven to Chicago! Most of the fake fans can not say the same
One must imagine Elio cozy
[ringing the doorbell of my mom’s high school ex, holding a knife and sopping wet despite it being completely sunny out] thought you could get between me and existence, huh motherfucker
The underlying assumption of Roko’s basilisk is that you should kill anyone who tried to stop your parents from hooking up
That’s the face you get when you are either the best or the worst drummer goin
Enjoyed the latest from @katewagner.wehwalt.net on U of C's finances
Seems relevant that they also recently built an $80m parking garage (their fourth)
Starchitects might be their second love, but the automobile and isolation from the neighborhood is their first.
www.thenation.com/article/cult...
