We must make sure that every once and former ICE agent lives in fear for the rest of their lives. May it never be over for them.
24.01.2026 16:40
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We must make sure that every once and former ICE agent lives in fear for the rest of their lives. May it never be over for them.
Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.
Wanda Sykes is wearing a pin that reads "BE GOOD" on the Golden Globes red carpet. Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images
Wanda Sykes, Jean Smart, Mark Ruffalo and Natasha Lyonne were among the celebrities at the Golden Globes who wore black-and-white pins in a tribute to Renee Nicole Good, who was shot and killed by an ICE agent last week in Minneapolis. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/a...
Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.
Sometimes people are ignorant for their own convenience.
im like a goldfish bc, uhhh, i forgot where i was going with this
I have said it before and now I say it again, I pray that in the end humanity wins.
My favouritest numbers, ranked:
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
Listen to “Piano Man” enough and you really start to get disturbed about a dude making love to his tonic and gin right there in the bar.
You know what’s more American than installing 88 foot flag poles at the White House? Following the Constitution.
If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your buttcheeks.
Always, or I’ll try to say the thing they said the way it indicates they said it etc
That front facing camera got hands after age 45
I fought the moonlight and the moonlight won.
eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
gentle reminder that i am a robot that displays human like characteristics please don’t forget and also can someone help me out with a captcha real quick
Is it jerk off or jack off ?
Need to get this love letter just right
Me: You're the kind of friend I could not see or talk to for years...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
Shh 🤫
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Good point 🥲
someday I’ll tell my friends grandkids about the great twitter to bluesky migration of 2024, and they’ll all band together to put me in a home or on an iceberg out to sea or something
Definitely!!
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