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Have any women tried just figure skating in some yoga pants and a tee shirt? #Olympics

What did he get arrested for?

Every urinal in America got 2 zyn pouches in it #facts

Whelp.... #ConformityGate

Its go time #conformityGate

Trying to wrap my head around how awful that last episode of #StrangerThings was

Ever have to go to work, but you cant stop pooping?

For some reason I thought it was Thursday all day today

If you ever fall out of a plane without a parachute or an inflatable rowboat or whatever, you should probably aim for a bouncey castle.

Why pardoning former Honduran Narco President Juan Orlando Hernadez is actually good for Trump's war on drugs.
by: Thomas Friedman

As a middle aged straight white male, I've somehow become addicted to watching Marc Sebastian travel videos

They're part of on ongoing investigation called "operation special redaction project" I am not making this up.

For some reason I thought it was Thursday all day today

Burger King came out with an advent calendar, it sold out in minutes. Now it's $200 on ebay.
#cheeseburgerJesus

There is entirely too little tom foolery on this site

All them smoke shops gonna go out of business. There's gonna be another gaping hole in every strip mall

In a lot of states that dont have legal cannabis or medical marijuana, hemp derivatives and smoke shops are their only legal option. Its gonna be sad to see it go.

Is anyone gonna save Delta-8?

No one is gonna save the smoke shops tho?

Gonna be honest; I don't want them to ban hemp derivatives, and I kind of hope the vote fails. #shutdown #RandPaul

A hot take i heard today is that the democrats were scared they were going to nuke the filibuster so then they'd have to actually do something next time they were the majority.

Trump is incapable of empathy or concern. He has narcissistic personality disorder. In fact he's taken narcissism to heights seldom reached in the history of mankind.

He killed him with his farts

Donnie be fartin

Sour skittles are about 10% too sour

Todd be fartin'

The gobbler is back at Wawa's

Sometimes I be fartin'

He's also been ruled out of ever walking without a limp