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I'd rather just be here for the cat pictures.

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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

[dreamye lute arpeggio]

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

07.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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BREAKING: Judge bars feds from using tear gas that could seep into nearby Gray’s Landing apartments in Portland unless there’s an imminent threat to life

@oregonian.com

www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/0...

06.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Breaking news: AG Rayfield wins court order requiring billions in funding for disaster mitigation to be restored

Breaking news: AG Rayfield wins court order requiring billions in funding for disaster mitigation to be restored

β€œThe court has now said twice that the Trump administration can’t simply walk away from this program, and today’s order puts real teeth behind that. This is the work that happens before the flood waters rise, or the fire season starts, and Oregon communities deserve the preparation and the projects they were promised.”

β€œThe court has now said twice that the Trump administration can’t simply walk away from this program, and today’s order puts real teeth behind that. This is the work that happens before the flood waters rise, or the fire season starts, and Oregon communities deserve the preparation and the projects they were promised.”

BREAKING NEWS: We just won a court order requiring the Trump administration to restore billions in funding for disaster mitigation projects – including in Medford, Grants Pass, and Clatsop County. #orpol #breakingnews

06.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE arrested an Oregon shop owner who had her green card in her pocket: β€˜They didn’t care’ Juanita Avila later helped expose ICE’s β€˜arrest first, justify later’ tactics in a lawsuit that won a major victory for immigrants’ rights

ICE arrested an Oregon shop owner who had her green card in her pocket: β€˜They didn’t care’

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 11

Lyke manye of your exes, the poeme *Beowulf* ys impossible to date.

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seattle has been called the Emerald City since 1982, as part of the city’s tourism promotion for all the city’s parks and green spaces. It took off from there.

Kind of how β€œDon’t Mess With Texas” went from being an anti-littering campaign to having a life of its own as a general state-wide motto.

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN WHEN SHE SEES ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS RUSHING PAST HER

NANCY: WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, EDDIE?

EDDIE: I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE FOR MY DAD- -HE'S ALL OUT OF SMOKES

P2- 
EDDIE- I HAVE TO HURRY - - HE'S
A CHAIN SMOKER

NANCY WATCHES AS EDDIE RUNS DOWN THE STREET 

P3- NANCY: I ALWAYS KNEW HIS FAMILY WAS A LITTLE WACKY

P4- NANCY IS IMAGINING EDDIE’S FATHER SMOKING AN ACTUAL CHAIN FROM A SMOKING PIPE

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN WHEN SHE SEES ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS RUSHING PAST HER NANCY: WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, EDDIE? EDDIE: I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE FOR MY DAD- -HE'S ALL OUT OF SMOKES P2- EDDIE- I HAVE TO HURRY - - HE'S A CHAIN SMOKER NANCY WATCHES AS EDDIE RUNS DOWN THE STREET P3- NANCY: I ALWAYS KNEW HIS FAMILY WAS A LITTLE WACKY P4- NANCY IS IMAGINING EDDIE’S FATHER SMOKING AN ACTUAL CHAIN FROM A SMOKING PIPE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 05,1946

05.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 558 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

AGAIN? !!!

05.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A yawning chihuahua in a blanket fort. His tongue is lolling out and appears remarkably long for the size of his head.

A yawning chihuahua in a blanket fort. His tongue is lolling out and appears remarkably long for the size of his head.

We can’t all be morning people

04.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is holding a piece of paper in his hands . Alt: kermit the frog looking at a map in confusion and then looking off camera like he's lost

This month I have a team race *and* an orienteering event on the same day.

The race is just a 5K, and I can request a late starting slot for the orienteering event, and the start lines are only about an hour drive apart; but still, that's going to be a very busy day.

04.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A television showing Morrowind with lots of cliff racers flying at you. One has come out of the television and is flying directly towards you. Hands have come up defensively, but too late. Text says "nowhere is safe".

A television showing Morrowind with lots of cliff racers flying at you. One has come out of the television and is flying directly towards you. Hands have come up defensively, but too late. Text says "nowhere is safe".

03.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.

@shamtex9009.bsky.social Did you hear that we have 20 days to stop our forests from being destroyed? morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ... it's... Not great... I'm trying to make sure I tell every PNW person I know, so that we can stand a chance against this thing...

03.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Quasi related, but Welcome to Nightvale has a cat show episode (#159) and it’s… uh … certainly an interpretation of the theme.

Though in that case the joke is that even a casual audience can tell that it’s not right β€” a lΓ‘ β€œin the five legged cat category we have …”

03.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This book sounds fascinating and I want it

02.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white tuxedo cat on a lap. Her eyes are closed and she looks very content.

A black and white tuxedo cat on a lap. Her eyes are closed and she looks very content.

Apparently my request to get up is denied.

28.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad showed me Ghostbusters when it came out on VHS, and at the end told me that we ate Marshmallow Man’s babies when we had s’mores for dessert the night before and he was going to eat me in revenge.

I was 4, and had nightmares for weeks.

28.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three Bernese mountain dogs lying in a triangle shape together

Three Bernese mountain dogs lying in a triangle shape together

✨ The Bernerda Triangle ✨

Where snacks mysteriously go missing πŸ”Ž

27.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD PERCY SHELLEY WAS THE ORIGINAL FOX MULDER

26.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

New developments in the Lindbergh case.

26.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Andy Murray >

25.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1779 πŸ” 430 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 28
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Announcing THE SWORN SOLDIER by T. Kingfisher We’re pleased to announce The Sworn Soldier, which gathers the three Alex Easton novellas by T. Kingfisher in one volume for the first time. Each novella is highlighted by a full-page illustrati...

We’re pleased to announce The Sworn Soldier, which gathers the three Alex Easton novellas by @tkingfisher.com in one volume for the first time with art by John Jude Palencar. Full details and preorder: subterraneanpress.com/newsannounci...

23.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 12

Shuri Castle holds a place near and dear in my heart. I’m glad that others can experience this beautiful place while it’s being restored.

23.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I admit I struggled with the β€œfive books from the same author” aspect because I don’t tend to read long series and I love the β€œnew author” shelf at the local bookstore.

23.02.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to spend an afternoon in the alternate universe where the fork off is Rowan Akins playing Mr. Bean, but it’s Bean like Sean, not bean like the legume.

I just wanna see how it is over there.

21.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white tuxedo cat curled up in a circle with a thousand yard stare.

A black and white tuxedo cat curled up in a circle with a thousand yard stare.

It is almost dinner time, but not yet dinner time, which is the longest time of all.

21.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stealthy cat. πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ₯·

21.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!!

-Do not support ANY of this
-JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK
-Seriously. NONE. Of it.

11.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 4557 πŸ” 3562 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 45

Me too, Kevin.

21.02.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m very sorry for your mentors loss, and I hope Sekhmet is coming home with some joy for later in 2026.

Also, I’m so sorry about … *gestures* the internet people. They really can be the worst.

20.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
111 Years Ago Today: The Onion February 19, 1915 Frontpage

111 Years Ago Today: The Onion February 19, 1915 Frontpage

111 Years Ago Today: The Onion February 19, 1915 Frontpage

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