rob

i had no idea the electric ones got that hot until i saw a review on youtube by chance. cool technology

i live in a condo and they won't let you have any kind of bbq/cooker on your balcony so i've been looking at the ooni volt as an alternative.

that would be great. you can do a really good steak in there too, or so I've been told.

hold the fort, we might be getting enough back to get a ooni pizza oven

it's piss night at the hockey game. you go there and a guy pisses all over you

iran has bombed the email plant that creates all the emails you get at work and home

walking right up to a random guy at work you've only talked to in passing before and saying, "i've figured you out."

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

having to pay a third party in order to pay your taxes is such an americuck moment. the humiliation never ends.

now playing: blue prince

i like alex cross on prime. i like when they make him say stuff to his brother like, "ay, sometimes you got to LET yourself be saved to be saved." and his brother is like, "yeah, well sometimes lettin yourself be saved feels like drownin."

i believe that's also sexist!

lol

i heard the rash on his neck is from chemotherapy! good riddance!

i completely forgot about those things due to the war 😖

twitter interaction: schizo guy or bluecheck racist. block and forget

bluesky interaction: 99 year old "tRump" lib. your day is completely ruined

not enough podcast clips

it might be him honestly. he's everywhere

youtube shorts

-podcast clip from 2022
-AI voiceover describing sons of anarchy scene
-podcast clip from 2021
-cartoon rendering of ancient torture device
-AI voiceover cartoon rendering of podcast clip from 2019

make all bad guys in movies european again and you fix a lot of problems

even like 2011 twitter had more going on

you'll open this website up once in the morning and once before bed and you'll see the same post both times

lol

he keeps bugging my room and then when i find the bug he acts like it was just a test and i passed??

i'd love to stop seeing this asshole everywhere

sometimes you watch a movie with someone and you both agree "that was pretty good." or whatever and then the next day they text you like, "so i did some research and here's what the ending meant!"

it is time to panic

new photos show president trump wearing a powerful amulet

.357 magnum