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im smarsh im a ๐ŸŒŸfull time writer๐ŸŒŸ currently working on: โ›“ THE ABSOLUTION PROTOCOL (a contained sci-fi thriller) ๐Ÿ’€ PIECES & PARTS (a tv drama about a funeral director who sells body parts) (she/they)

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day two of #RoadmapConference26! another great pitch today and workshop to boot! i love hearing other writers' pitches - so many amazing ideas out there!

07.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pitching through a cold this weekend for #RoadmapConference26 ๐Ÿ˜‚ my first pitch went well, i think, all things considered!

06.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h โ€ขโ€ขโ€ข My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

โ€œI have usernames older than you.โ€.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 20719 ๐Ÿ” 4412 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 766 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1137
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesnโ€™t exiโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7532 ๐Ÿ” 2182 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 65
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 25708 ๐Ÿ” 10020 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 199
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Whenever I see people trashing a film by a female director or writer - one of pitifully few we get to make - I think about statistics like this.

Ten men nominated and not one woman. Did all women writers, combined, even get to write ten studio scripts, total, for 2026? #scriptsky

05.03.2026 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was an OIympic-track archer in high school

05.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was an OIympic-track archer in high school

05.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

23.09.2025 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3699 ๐Ÿ” 559 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

I actually think I would be fine getting interviewed by Isaac Chotiner. If anything weโ€™d probably become friends afterwards

04.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 119 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first, two people f...

we reached the โ€œno WMDsโ€ phase in two days.

02.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 7579 ๐Ÿ” 2227 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101 ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

Honestly it feels like we've been in varying shades of "emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting" for the better part of the last decade

01.03.2026 05:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 397 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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YES PLEASE

01.03.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 750 ๐Ÿ” 75 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
01.03.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 739 ๐Ÿ” 294 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

iโ€™m so excited for peace in the Middle East. weโ€™re only one war away.

28.02.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3262 ๐Ÿ” 365 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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The Letterboxd 2026 Oscarsยฎ Ballot is now available to download. ๐Ÿ†

PDF: boxd.it/fe8
PNG: boxd.it/fei
JPEG: boxd.it/fes

27.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 201 ๐Ÿ” 46 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Lost 19th century film by Mรฉliรจs discovered at the Library | Timeless Library conservators recently made a startling discovery in a batch of decaying film reels -- a long-lost 1897 film by early cinema icon George Mรฉliรจs. The French magician-turned-filmmaker's

holy shit I love when we rediscover lost media!!!!!

blogs.loc.gov/loc/2026/02/...

27.02.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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canโ€™t believe I have to go back to New York

25.02.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder ๐Ÿซต

23.02.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 10906 ๐Ÿ” 4711 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

24.02.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4144 ๐Ÿ” 1285 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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24.02.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 317 ๐Ÿ” 61 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A still satellite image of the blizzard of 2026 in the Northeast United States. This image contains the GeoColor product from the GOES-19 weather satellite from the evening of 2026-02-23.

A still satellite image of the blizzard of 2026 in the Northeast United States. This image contains the GeoColor product from the GOES-19 weather satellite from the evening of 2026-02-23.

A view we will not soon forget.

The Blizzard of 2026.

24.02.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 455 ๐Ÿ” 116 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. Thatโ€™s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

23.02.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 9117 ๐Ÿ” 4209 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 249 ๐Ÿ“Œ 518

reminder that if you havenโ€™t seen Station Eleven on HBO yet, itโ€™s time to watch so you experience the profound privilege of having Danielle Deadwyler break your heart into a million tiny pieces and then hand it back to you like a gift

24.02.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Donโ€™t Invent Retrophenology

23.02.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5698 ๐Ÿ” 1977 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

23.02.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3412 ๐Ÿ” 616 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
SAM ALTMAN: What no one understands is that no one at the beach can stop you from scooping up as many shells as you want. An endless well of seashells for the taking.

INTERVIEWER: Mhm.

ALTMAN: Look I have a bunch in my pocket right here.

INTERVIEWER: Wow that's incredible. And they're all already crushed up too.

SAM ALTMAN: What no one understands is that no one at the beach can stop you from scooping up as many shells as you want. An endless well of seashells for the taking. INTERVIEWER: Mhm. ALTMAN: Look I have a bunch in my pocket right here. INTERVIEWER: Wow that's incredible. And they're all already crushed up too.

ALTMAN: Yes well I crushed them. They didn't start crushed. I took them home and then I crushed them.

INTERVIEWER: Mhm. Mhm.

ALTMAN: You can eat them. I eat them everyday. That's why I crush them. Here have a taste.

INTERVIEWER: Wow these are great. It feels like eating teeth.

ALTMAN: Right? Human teeth. Isn't it incredible? I died in 2023.

ALTMAN: Yes well I crushed them. They didn't start crushed. I took them home and then I crushed them. INTERVIEWER: Mhm. Mhm. ALTMAN: You can eat them. I eat them everyday. That's why I crush them. Here have a taste. INTERVIEWER: Wow these are great. It feels like eating teeth. ALTMAN: Right? Human teeth. Isn't it incredible? I died in 2023.

Extremely revealing details in this interview

22.02.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2068 ๐Ÿ” 305 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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NYC, we've declared a local state of emergency ahead of this blizzard. 

Here's what that means for you:

Roads closed at 9pm โ€” streets, highways, and bridges closed to all vehicles (cars, trucks, scooters, e-bikes) through 12pm Monday. Essential and emergency trips only.
ย 
No school Monday: snow day, not remote.
ย 
Warming centers: open citywide.

Parking: alternate side suspended Monday.
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Up to date info: Text NYC to 692-692 for live alerts | nyc.gov/BeReady for prep tips

Stay safe, New York.

Text on image: NYC, we've declared a local state of emergency ahead of this blizzard. Here's what that means for you: Roads closed at 9pm โ€” streets, highways, and bridges closed to all vehicles (cars, trucks, scooters, e-bikes) through 12pm Monday. Essential and emergency trips only. ย  No school Monday: snow day, not remote. ย  Warming centers: open citywide. Parking: alternate side suspended Monday. ย  Up to date info: Text NYC to 692-692 for live alerts | nyc.gov/BeReady for prep tips Stay safe, New York.

22.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1985 ๐Ÿ” 339 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

thank you so much :)

20.02.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My philosophy:

19.02.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 223 ๐Ÿ” 68 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1