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Benjamin Gray

@imbenvincible

He/Him. Professional Writer. Unprofessional Writer. TTRPGs, literature, comedy, and more. 1/3 of @RoleplayRetcon.bsky.social. The good stuff is at heybenjamingray.com.

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I'm a technical writer in my day job. Getting pretty nervous!

10.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Tempur-pedic logo, which has a simple outline of a human figure lying on their side, seen from the back. The figure is tastefully nude and the butt isn't hyper detailed, but it is unmistakably a butt.

The Tempur-pedic logo, which has a simple outline of a human figure lying on their side, seen from the back. The figure is tastefully nude and the butt isn't hyper detailed, but it is unmistakably a butt.

I respect Tempur-Pedic for just. Having a butt on their logo.

03.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me you cannot hear Tim Robinson saying "I'm not Mario, I'm... Wario"

And Sam Richardson confidently following up with "And I'm WALUIGI"

"YOU CAN'T JUST ADD WA- TO YOUR NAME YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN THING, I CHANGED THE M TO A W, YOU JUST ADDED WA-"

12.09.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Concentrating on not making it weird and, in overthinking it, making it weird

09.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11545 πŸ” 3279 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21

The wall is his FLOOR

08.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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scooby doo characters sitting on a couch with the caption " doesn 't anyone care about mystery Alt: Velma sitting next to her girlfriend Hot Dog Water while reading the newspaper and saying "Doesn't anyone care about mystery solving anymore?" Hot Dog Water is a classic frumpy nerd, with disheveled hair and old-fashioned clothes and love in her eyes and courage in her heart and

The biggest thing I have in common with @oneshotrpg.bsky.social is that I also spent a good chunk of my life evangelizing Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated to anyone who would listen

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He turns on and ruins the career of literally everyone who is loyal to him. Why do people line up for his approval? Why is his attention not seen as a curse?

05.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sucks. AP was my last holdout for trust. I used to write articles in AP style. Ran syndicated AP stories. Hell, I wrote a couple of stories that got picked up by AP. I was one of them. Now I don't recognize them.

05.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Flonase Therapsst: Save Your Relationship with Nature
Flonase Therapsst: Save Your Relationship with Nature YouTube video by Flonase Allergy Relief Nasal Spray

You've all seen the Flonase monsterfucker commercial, right

youtu.be/e0xjcEmZQSQ?...

05.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy 3/4/26 πŸ’…

04.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 14352 πŸ” 3441 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 141

My day job had an "Engineer appreciation festival" and it took everything I had not to shout "Engineers are not under-appreciated! They are well-paid and their jobs are highly sought-after!"

04.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rouge the bat and Knuckles the Echidna standing next to each other on top of a skyscraper during day. Knuckles has his arms crossed and eyes closed and is saying "One day they love us because we're unique. The next day we're in jail because we're different."

Rouge the bat and Knuckles the Echidna standing next to each other on top of a skyscraper during day. Knuckles has his arms crossed and eyes closed and is saying "One day they love us because we're unique. The next day we're in jail because we're different."

I'm watching Sonic X finally as a Sonic Completionist, and it's... mostly bad, but this line hit

03.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Galleons of the Thunderosa - Fantasy Team Racing TTRPG Team-based cross-country racing on giant vehicles for Dungeons & Dragons and other TTRPGS!

I also need your help for Galleons of the Thunderosa, a zine with everything you need to run world-spanning adventures and races on giant vehicles crewed by the whole party!

www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...

02.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fish Out of Water - the RPG of mermaid field trips A lighthearted RPG about discovering culture and dry land. Join your mermaid friends to explore new cultures and have adventures in human cities. You have three days to achieve your goals, learn new s...

Promoting indie TTRPGs as penance for making a DnD thing:

Fish Out of Water!
Those Who Swim (you know, mermaids) have legs for three days so you they can complete their business on land. But they don't have a phone, money, nor have they ever seen a dog before.

www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...

02.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"Bad bunn followed you" there is no way it is the real bad bunny

"Bad bunn followed you" there is no way it is the real bad bunny

Oh wow

02.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cancel all subscriptions, watch only Eternal.tv

02.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a devout Pokemonist, but I do love New Starters Revealed Day

27.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I stand corrected

27.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My evening freed up and I'll be streaming for a bit tonight at 9:30pm Central US time! We're off schedule for the stream tonight, but it should be a good time! Check it out and say hi! #hytale #hytale... TikTok video by LordNeptuneRB (Ryan)

Impromptu live stream planned for night! 9:30 pm Central US time on TikTok, Twitch and YouTube!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThGefFSu/

27.02.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Check out this thread from Dillin! Less than 24 hours left!

26.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that what this game was???

27.02.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's LIIIIIVE! (Again!)

The first hours are crucial! If you pledge in the first 48 hours, I'll send you an ashcan/demo version of the game for no extra charge! Work together as a crew to race giant vehicles across the world! Win fabulous prizes!

www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...

26.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*whispers* peace eagle

settle down, tide

26.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy, nobody gave a damn about that 25th anniversary Wikipedia cartoon mascot, huh

26.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

War Eagle for this

26.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I halfway get it. I love detective shit. And I can't say there was never a time when I would have said these things. And I'm sure The Rookie is entertaining! Effective propaganda is often entertaining!

26.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock saying "Off-putting." Tracy Jordan is standing to his left.

Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock saying "Off-putting." Tracy Jordan is standing to his left.

Look, I'm not gonna cancel my Dropout sub over The Rookie, but the amount of liberals defending feel-good cop shows because "it's just fantasy" and "ACAB, but I like cop shows" is...

26.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 22563 πŸ” 8158 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 68

Democracy is dying in America.

ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous.

We need real leaders - not career politicians.

25.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 17059 πŸ” 4537 πŸ’¬ 575 πŸ“Œ 207