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Must read: xAI is poisoning Mississippi, captured via thermal imaging.

also part of the creep that led to the Second Amendment being redefined as “a private right to gun ownership” in Garry Wills’ classic read, as the idea that “the army shouldn’t be a standing army” (or “soldiers shouldn’t have to swear transubstantiation is fake”) fell into oblivion archive.ph/9VlKD

it’s so worm out 😃

you can tell she lived way up north bc of the crazy solar angle on all her painted lunches

this post has led me to a hat and unrelatedly i need $60.24

“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today

bird channel

Posers out tonight. I turn my clock an hour forward every day

supposedly a combination of the two per Wikipedia but it does seem more Rosin and the cite is to an Examiner article by Jonathan V. Last, now of the Bulwark lmao

think in part it's that being a subway guy is a little less lonely a calling than most American foamers, more a regular bumping into other kinds of weirdos who love the subway for other reasons; in part that so often it's tied to a particular city that diving into reading will pull up its old voices

can only assume Jim Ghort's ancestors came to Ellis Island from the Dark Lands to the east of the Old World and the hapless attendants transliterated the name out of Zharralid, the cursed fire tongue of the Chaos Dwarfs

"Jukt Micronics," "Big Bad Bionic Boy," and a thing no teenager has ever said: "I want a Miata."

"Computer Insider, a newsletter for hackers" ... "A failed basketball agent, Joe Hiert got into the industry when one of his son's friends, 21-year-old Ty Harris, broke into an internet security firm three years ago and came to him for advice. The software maker paid Harris $1 million, a monster truck, and promised 'free agency'" ... "explains Jim Ghort, who directs the Center for Interstate Online Investigations,"...

"Uniform Computer Security Act" ... "Julie Farthwork of the anti-hacker Computer Security Center" ... "the National Assembly of Hackers" and its president "Frank Juliet"

watching Shattered Glass and decided to read "Hack Heaven" partway through and were people in the 90s just terrible at making up the names of people and organizations. I mean I know Chloe Sevigny is playing Jon Chait but were they really all that much stupider than us back then

when I lived in Columbus there was one place that did it so well they've all been kinda underwhelming since. ginger and garlic slices and peanuts fried almost to the point of no return, just incredibly savory and spicy and numbing

A lot of Americans, while still technically alive, have already given their souls over to evil and are completely dead inside

here's my funny story

Tomato: Dark Galaxy Dark Galaxy is a unique, mottled tomato, that looks like something from another planet. Meanwhile, here on earth, it is a good tomato.Small fruit with variable shape, most often round.The green and pu...

adjacent, maybe (very good taste, had so-so yields but it was in a pot with old dirt that i mostly ignored and it lived happily into december on my deck): vintageseedco.com/products/tom...

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

This rules in my opinion.

usa wbc logo is maybe the worst logo i've ever seen

sometimes you just gotta find the fastest printer in town

ray smuckles imagines little nephew saying "Game Box, MySpace, Flickr. You-Tube. IP telephony. People don't get chicken pox anymore." achewood 7/18/2006

Oh hey it's the guy from Home Movies

orioles hat. it’s orange with a big orange “O’s”

why is this not one of the several throwback birds. they famously love to eat oranges! i guess it’s a grapefruit but they probably like those too

The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

Absolutely sickening shit: the Dena had just participated in international naval exercises *with the US* and was unarmed and the US knew this and sank it anyway and left the survivors to drown

favorite dayton food thing is they inexplicably have a bunch of long-established local soft pretzel bakeries. western outpost of the pennsylvania pretzel belt

for whatever reason mansfield does have a bunch of diners off central park (one coney island, one greek diner, one fancier one, one with a liquor license,) which is funny to me

lol i'm a year out of date now but yup. everything else i know is dairy bars and they're all out of season. mustard seed has good co-op hot bar type stuff. uhh running out of ideas quickly

the serbian chicken spots in akron are good for what they are (unseasoned very crispy fried chicken with side of tomato "hot" sauce) but absolutely will knock you down
bob's hamburg or luigi's pizza, also in akron, are fun
used to be a solid filipino place in mansfield but it seems closed

picture caption is scrambled up, pretty sure, I think from the top they are actually:
Dominican Republic - Tiguere Dog
Nicaragua - Fritanga Dog
Netherlands - Frikandel Broodje
Venezuela - Perro con Todo
Israel - Tahini Dog

Genuinely shocked to see Shapiro stand up while the PA Senators do nothing tbh. Expected all three of them to ignore this.

talked costco into carrying the 15-flats of 1 liter plain vintage seltzers here (left two notes in the little note box a few weeks apart in different handwriting), huge jeff win