ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜

a man wearing glasses is holding a green egg in his hand and saying `` egg '' . ALT: a man wearing glasses is holding a green egg in his hand and saying `` egg '' .

deadlock support players right now

Creatureless Zoo - Commander (Samut, the Driving Force) A Commander deck featuring Samut, the Driving Force by Flailmorpho • View on Moxfield

I made a deck that made my friend laugh their ass off

moxfield.com/decks/6MBbVv...

balancing around pro play is like making every car on the market a racecar

A drawing of my friend Masc0t’s character Max, an anthropomorphic fennec fox with a flat chest and a pussy! He is classic fennec colors with green beans and other accents. He is giving two peace signs and sticking out his tongue. He looks friendly and cheerful!

Fennecs. do u get me

blaze it?

this applies to EVERY E-SPORT by the way

"this is bad because it's not good in pro play" pro play is a different video game, it just is, even top level pubs are not pro play, it's a different video game and the balance of pro play is not relevant to 99.999999% of the other matches of the game

ooh I get mad at people who think pro play is the only balance that matters for PVP games

Well, I had a good run, chaps.

@gooseworx.bsky.social, if I may have one last request, it’s that you dunk my face in liquid nitrogen and smash it against a wall.

Just, like, actually Jason X style. If I’m going out, it’s gotta be some crazy shit.

do not grow addicted to goblin ass, for you will grow to loathe its absence

I've got multiple girls and enbies in my head and they're all wonderful support

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

aaaand it got overrun by an advertising bot

idk if you checked social media recently but your dick got turned into a wojack and the pope tweeted it out

naming a fantasy location lathele

aka "thethethe"

Redditor government

A post on X from the betting platform Polymarket that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity

bountry cumpkin

title: your ai slop bores me prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face

wow it works

TODAY

IS

FRIDAY

IN

CALIFORNIA

HUH?

SHOOT!

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After Watsuki got outed for this stuff I began listening and reading up on Japanese history and my perception of Kenshin as a character drastically changed, since this hero supported what was essentially the fascist party in Japan during the revolution/meiji restoration...

Me when I’ve been procrastinating on calling my plumber for a while now