“This player was nice to me so he was the biggest star of the past decade”
“This player was nice to me so he was the biggest star of the past decade”
Another Moana 2 showing overran with screaming children 🙄🙄🙄
They should make a Bluey that isn’t afraid to say the word f*ck
Does anyone else think there should be places for adults to play on playsets and in ball pits that aren’t overran with crotch goblins
Go apologize to your wife for this post man
Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.
Absolutely delusional
me: i really believe in the power of books as special objects that you can hold and hug and that can keep you company in ways that only physical books can!!
@Lin_Manuel, an intellectual: cool cool,
will you illustrate it?
me: 😳😳😳
productivity tip!!!
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one
Yeah that’s about the main draw to this place currently along with being able to see human replies to tweets in general
The horror!
Who were you replying to and how am I somehow already blocked by someone on here lmao
Wow cool they have an account on here that makes sure I still see unfunny tweets
George Ezra was a PROBLEM
here comes Milky Chance bluesky 🙄
Wow already lost 200 followers for this one but I’m not backing down. This is a Joyful space and if you’re not down with that I’ll show you the door 👋
#NowPlaying Riptide by Vance Joy
you ever wish that fireworks were incredibly quiet and also didnt disappear so quickly and also you could keep them in your home and also you could hold them in your hands?? because if so, id love to introduce you to,, Flowers
look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
I’m going to be bluesky’s jonny sun
The .bsky.social thing is so humiliating
Looking for everyone who blocked me on twitter
This place is too clean, too orderly, too relaxed. It feels like the modern farmhouse of social media. I haven’t seen one person getting dunked on in my short time here. I will look to be the change.