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@jncojorts

why’d you bring the buster here?

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Latest posts by Joe’s Crab Shack Conscientious Objector @jncojorts

“This player was nice to me so he was the biggest star of the past decade”

05.01.2025 02:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Another Moana 2 showing overran with screaming children 🙄🙄🙄

04.12.2024 20:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should make a Bluey that isn’t afraid to say the word f*ck

04.12.2024 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does anyone else think there should be places for adults to play on playsets and in ball pits that aren’t overran with crotch goblins

04.12.2024 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go apologize to your wife for this post man

30.11.2024 17:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

16.11.2024 19:35 👍 21 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely delusional

16.11.2024 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me: i really believe in the power of books as special objects that you can hold and hug and that can keep you company in ways that only physical books can!!

@Lin_Manuel, an intellectual: cool cool,
will you illustrate it?

me: 😳😳😳

16.11.2024 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

productivity tip!!!
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one

16.11.2024 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah that’s about the main draw to this place currently along with being able to see human replies to tweets in general

16.11.2024 00:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The horror!

16.11.2024 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Who were you replying to and how am I somehow already blocked by someone on here lmao

16.11.2024 00:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow cool they have an account on here that makes sure I still see unfunny tweets

15.11.2024 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

George Ezra was a PROBLEM

15.11.2024 23:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

here comes Milky Chance bluesky 🙄

15.11.2024 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow already lost 200 followers for this one but I’m not backing down. This is a Joyful space and if you’re not down with that I’ll show you the door 👋

15.11.2024 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#NowPlaying Riptide by Vance Joy

15.11.2024 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

you ever wish that fireworks were incredibly quiet and also didnt disappear so quickly and also you could keep them in your home and also you could hold them in your hands?? because if so, id love to introduce you to,, Flowers

15.11.2024 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat

15.11.2024 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going to be bluesky’s jonny sun

15.11.2024 22:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The .bsky.social thing is so humiliating

15.11.2024 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking for everyone who blocked me on twitter

15.11.2024 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This place is too clean, too orderly, too relaxed. It feels like the modern farmhouse of social media. I haven’t seen one person getting dunked on in my short time here. I will look to be the change.

15.11.2024 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0