Ella the Generous

Steel toes

MOAN, sb. A basket, used for carrying chaff or roots for food; and for unloading coals. (See Maun, Maund.)

CLOUT [klout] (1) sb. A blow with the palm of the hand.
'Mind what ye'r 'bout or I will gie ye a clout on the head.'
(2) A clod, or lump of earth, in a ploughed field.

Dont tell me that Chip the Wolf didnt have a serious breakfast problem, that he didnt kick until Pete the Golden Nugget man paid for his rehab

Ruined washing machine in a field in front of a refuse skip. It is labelled 'Mandy'. Never have I felt more seen or aptly represented by a metaphor or environmental storytelling.

She's me. I'm her

FAGS [fagz], FAGGS, interj. adv. A cant word of affirmation; in good faith; indeed; truly.
Shakespeare has: 'I' fecks' = in faith, in Winter's Tale, act i. sc. 2, where we see the word in process of abbreviation.

Accidental 90 minute non-verbal murder mystery/breakfast/workout themed clown routine

Looks like Asbestos, tastes like it too! But its a breakfast cereal!

Storming the Reichstag and unfurling an enormous, blood-soaked banner on the roof that reads:
"Liberal Democrats - Winning Here"

Who Vicar's the Vicar?

Another 6 tins of Dog Oil to the trans women front

Im imagining a 1:1 re-creation of Whitstable in the server, complete with harbour, oysters and castle-coot bird sanctuary

Okay so it turns out I actually have an honest to god fetish for gun oil

7 times in a row

Oh fuck did you see Ben Mendhelson? Its 5:30am and im covered in dog oil

BRING BACK ASBESTOS

BRING BACK ASBESTOS

The book 'War is a Racket' by Smedley Butler, who wrote with first-hand knowledge and palpable disgust on the interventions of the United States in Central and South America in the first half of the 20th century

Hell of a day to be reading Smedley

Hour 7 of the car journey and im weeping while trying to explain the story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu to my brother

In 1982 this was called the Graham Gooch week.

So it turns out ice hockey is fucking incredible wtf

Every day you should boof some Aquinas to keep from thinking too hard. Now I'm chemically incapable of challengenging ideas and happier for it

Midnight cricket gang loves Josh Tongue

Josh Tongue

COURT FAGGOT [koart fag•ut] sb. This seems to have been the name, anciently given, to the best and choicest kind of fagot.

Admiral Augustus 'Ching' Lee, in full uniform gazes in either interest or disgust over the side of his vessel, a pair of binoculars hanging around his neck.

"Admiral Lee had never seen such bullshit before"

I wish all my central European transexuals a happy trout

Ella wears the I heart Sodomy hat whilst being possesses by the spirit of John Raveman at the lighting desk. My lungs are broken from Asbestos, all is well in the world.

With Submarine school finally over, I can finally be readmitted into the human race.

One of my favourite Plastyks to date. My hope is immeasurable and my day is bright.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

Youve been to top school to learn ASW