Ann Slater 🍁

Off to the bridal shop for the final fitting with the bride, and I'm not crying, you're crying.

What "Americas?" You guys can't push Kristi Noem on us without our consent. 🇨🇦

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

I'm pretty sure they've abolished themselves already, they just don't know it. In a Sixth Sense "I see dead people kind of way."

I feel like anybody could walk up to a mic and claim to be the new DHS Secretary if they had enough chutzpah, and the right amount of botox, and both Trump and msm would 100% believe it.

Thank you! It's amazing.

But, how is Mark Wayne Mullen going to fit into all of Kristi Noem's fake law enforcement costumes. Also, I don't think his hair color is an exact match for Kristi's hair extensions. And, does Markwayne have to screw Corey Lewandowski now?
#DHS

Someone should make a bingo card.

Brilliant

From FT comments

I say Trump* because I seriously doubt Kash Patel goes to work every or cares. And, also, I'm not 100% convinced that Trump does either. Neither one is smart enough to come up with a plan that requires more than 2 steps, let alone any sort of anticipation of knock on effects.

Also, Kash Patel recently (I mean a week, 2 weeks ago?) fired the FBI counter intelligence team that dealt specifically with Iran. It really looks like Trump* wanted to say he didn't have deep knowledge of the stakes because of this or that he's intentionally exposing the US to attacks from Iran.1/2

I LOVE this. It looks so cool. Is this the yarn or technique or both?

Also, when they're insecure about their intelligence, they do the stupidest destructive shit to prove that they might not be smart, but they have all the power.

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My best friend, not a fan of too much technology, took the Twitter/X App (which she hardly ever used anymore) off her phone because she said it felt ominous. And, I think she's right.

I haven't been on X in a very long time, and the reason that I will never go back is because I keep hearing stories like this.

Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, they’re under attack.

Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections.

This is fabulous. It's so well done in a style I have yet to see in bird paintings. Wonderful! 👏👏👏

So, let me get this straight: Donald Trump started a war with Iran because he had vibes they were going to start a war in Isreal? Or He made the decision b/c Netanyahu (Who has a current arrest warrant out on him from the ICC) made the decision or vice/versa? Am I getting it? Please add corrections.

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What the fuck is in those files?

I love this update!

The obstruction is unacceptable. Like, what the fuck is in those files?

Well would you look at that

I can't help thinking about all the war defense contractors who'd otherwise be out of a job.

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I regret to inform you, but it's really no surprise to those who know me that I fell down the basement stairs tonight.
I mean, it's really a case of when am I NOT falling. This, of course, is not helping in the recovery of my two previous falls and the injury sustained from those. Ces't la vie. 🤕🤷‍♀️

I'll be in Haarlem this summer, and I can't wait! 🇨🇦 ✈️ 🇳🇱

Blatant corruption.